Steve Jobs' Biography

  • Aired:  10/25/11
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As with the iPhone and iPad, Stephen was the first in line to buy Steve Jobs' biography. (1:40)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[CROWD CHANTING STEPHEN] THANK

YOU SO MUCH

WELCOME TO THE REPORT, THANK YOU

FOR JOINING US.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND IF THERE ARE ANY RUSSIAN

IMMIGRANTS IN THE AUDIENCE I'D

LIKE TO SAY A BIG [SPEAKING

RUSSIAN]

[ LAUGHTER ]

NATION, YOU KNOW I'M A HUGE FAN

OF APPLE.

I'M ALWAYS THE FIRST TO HAVE THE

ipHONE, tHE iPAD, THE iV.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT DRIPS THE INTERNET RIGHT INTO

YOUR ARM.

IT'S COOL.

YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT IT IN SIX

MONTHS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO OF COURSE, I WAS FIRST IN

LINE TO BUY THE bIG NEW STEVE

JOBS BIOGRAPHY THAT CAME OUT

JUST YESTERDAY.

BUT NOW THAT I HAVE IT, AND I

MEAN THIS AS NO DISRESPECT TO

MR. JOBS, IT IS A HUGE

DISAPPOINTMENT.

LOOK.

[ LAUGHTER ]

NOTHING.

NOTHING.

NOTHING.

YOU TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN, IT

DOESN'T RE-ORIENT.

IT JUST STAYS --

I CAN'T EVEN FIND WHERE I PUT MY

HEADPHONES IN.

TELL ME ABOUT STEVE JOBS.

WHERE IS THE NEAREST CHURCH OR

CAMERA STORE?

NOTHING!

THANKS, AT&T.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU KNOW WHAT?