Herman Cain 2012 - Gay Choice

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Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay. (4:13)

FROM.

SOMEONE SHOULD ASK SANDRA PALIN

ABOUT HIM.

CLEARLY IF HE'S A LEADER, HE'S

AT THE TOP, IF CAIN IS AT THE

TOP, HE'S MY GUY.

I LIKE WHAT HE STANDS FOR.

I WONDER WHAT HE STANDS FOR.

[LAUGHTER]

JIM?

>> HE WOULD LIKE TO ROLL BLACK

GUNS, BRING BACK "DON'T ASK,

DON'T TELL."

I THINK THAT YOU BELIEVE BEING

GAY IS A CHOICE.

>> YES.

>> AND TO THINK THAT GAY IS A

CHOICE, I DON'T KNOW HOW THE

RESPOND TO THAT.

I MEAN, I DON'T THINK THAT

ANYBODY IN THIS WORLD WANTS TO

BE GAY CONSIDERING ALL OF THE

VILIFICATION THAT IS BROUGHT

UPON SOMEONE WHO IS GAY.

WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE THAT?

>> WELL, YOU SHOW ME THE SCIENCE

THAT SAYS THAT IT'S NOT, AND I

COULD BE PERSUADED.

>> Stephen: THAT'S A HUGE

GAFFE FOR CAIN.

A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE

ACKNOWLEDGING THE EXISTENCE OF

SCIENCE.

[LAUGHTER]

YOUCH.

THAT'S GOING TO COST HIM A

COUPLE OF POINTS.

OF COURSE, IMMEDIATELY AFTER

THIS, REPUBLICAN GAY RIGHTS

ORGANIZATION THE LOG CABIN

REPUBLICANS FIRED BACK SAYING,

"THE CLAIM THAT A PERSON CHOOSES

TO BE GAY OR LESBIAN HAS BEEN

DISCREDITED BY EVERY MAJOR

PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL

ORGANIZATION.

AN INDIVIDUAL'S ORIENTATION IS

NO MORE A CHOICE THAN THE COLOR

OF SKIN AND WHETHER HE IS

LEFT-HANDED."

OH REALLY.

I REMEMBER THE MOMENT I CHOSE TO

BE A WHITE CAUCASIAN MALE.

I WAS WALKING PRESIDENT

KNICKSON'S INAUGURATION AND I

THOUGHT, I WANT TO BE LIKE THAT

GUY.

IT WAS NOT EASY TO COME OUT THE

MY LEFT-HANDED, HISPANIC, GAY

PARENTS.

LOS CIENTO, MIS PADRES.

PLUS, FOLKS, IF SKIN COLOR ISN'T

A CHOICE, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN

JOHN BOEHNER?

AND, FOLKS, I'M RIGHT-HANDED,

BUT I COULD EASILY CHOOSE TO BE

LEFT-HANDED.

LOOK.

I'LL THROW A BALL WITH MY LEFT

HAND.

LOOK AT THIS.

THERE YOU GO.

OKAY.

SEE, JUST AS GOOD AS WHEN I

THROW RIGHT-HANDED.

[LAUGHTER]

AND LISTEN, LISTEN, CHOOSING NOT

TO BE GAY WAS NOT EASY.

NEWS FLASH: HAVING SEX WITH

WOMEN IS NO PICNIC.

OKAY.

IT IS AN UGLY, DIRTY BUSINESS.

FIRST OF ALL, EVERYTHING'S

DIFFERENT DOWN THERE.

OKAY.

GUYS, A LITTLE WARNING: BRING

MANUAL.

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S UP.

THE POINT IS HERMAN CAIN IS

TELLING US WITH THIS STATEMENT

THAT EVERY DAY HE GETS UP AND

CHOOSES NOT TO BE GAY.

WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN

TOMORROW, BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU,

THERE IS ONE GUY OUT THERE

HERMAN CAIN SEEMS TO HAVE A

CRUSH ON.

IT'S HERMAN CAIN.

HI IS HOT FOR HIMSELF IN HIS NEW

MEMOIR "THIS IS HERMAN CAIN: MY

JOURNEY TO THE WHITE HOUSE."

JUST LISTEN HOW MUCH CAIN

BELIEVES IN HIMSELF.

IN THE LAST PARAGRAPH IN THE

BOOK, HE SAYS, "WELL, I'M JUST

ABOUT AT THE ELEVATOR UP TO THE

FAMILY QUARTERS, BUT BARE WITH

ME FOR JUST A MINUTE MORE AS I

CONFIRM WHO I AM.

IT'S OBVIOUS I'M THE PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITED STATES OF

AMERICA."

FOLKS, THIS IS A BRILLIANT

STRATEGY.

WITH THAT ONE SENTENCE, CAIN HAS

TAKEN AWAY OBAMA'S STRATEGIC

ADVANTAGE OF BEING AMERICA'S

ONLY PRESIDENT AND BY

FANTASIZING THAT HE IS AMERICA'S

FIRST SECOND BLACK PRESIDENT,

CAIN CLEARLY KNOWS HIS IMAGINARY

PLACE IN HISTORY.

LISTEN TO THIS: "WHEN ALL THE

VOTES WERE COUNTED ON TUESDAY,

NOVEMBER 6, 2012, WE WILL BE

FREE AT LAST, FREE AT, LAST

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, THIS NATION

WILL BE FREE AT LAST AGAIN.

YES.

BECAUSE WE MUST NOT JUDGE A MAN

BY THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN, BUT BY

THE WAY HE PRETENDS TO HAVE THE

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