Uncensored - "Breaking Abbey"

  • Aired:  12/13/12
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First Lady Michelle Antoinette previews the next season of "Downton Abbey" while the world's commoners are left to fear what will become of the aristocrats. (6:01)

BELIEVE IS PAUL McCARTNEY'S CELL PHONE.

(LAUGHTER) NOW FOLKS, YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS IMPERIAL PRESIDENCY.

THE ARROGANCE OF GETTING RE-ELECTED BY RUNNING ON A PLATFORM THAT VOTERS FIND APPEALING SICKENS MEMENT AND

NOW, AND NOW FOLKS, GET READY FOR THIS, LADY MICHELLE ANTOINETTE.

HAS ABUSED HER POWER YET AGAIN.

>> OH, THE PERKS OF BEING FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA IS A SELF-PROFESSED DOWNTON

ABBEY FAN.

SHE COULD NOT BEAR WAITING UNTIL JANUARY 6TH FOR THE NEW SEASON TO BEGIN SO SHE

ASKED THE BRITISH FILMMAKERS FOR A COPY NOW.

SHE GOT IT.

>> Stephen: OH, YES, CUP CUP, FETCH ME THE DOWNTONS.

NOW, MEANWHILE WE COMMONERS ARE LEFT TO FEAR WHAT WILL BECOME OF DOWNTON AS IT LURCHES IT INTO THE ROARING

'20s, WILL LORD GRANTHAM ACCEPT LABBEE CYBIL'S CHILD WITH BRANSON.

WILL THEY STAY IN PRISON FORTH MURDER OF HIS EX-WIFE.

WILL THEY ACCEPT A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL FROM A YOUNG CORPORAL HITLER?

(LAUGHTER) SO MANY QUESTIONS!

SHE KNOWS THE ANSWERS.

BUT WE DON'T.

UNTIL THE SEASON PREMIER ON JANUARY 6TH.

WELL, TONIGHT FOLKS, I STRIKE BACK AT HER HIGHNESS.

BY PRESENTING YOU, MY NATION, WITH SOMETHING NOT EVEN MICHELLE HAS SEEN.

PART OF THE SHOW VINCE GILLIGAN HAS AGREED TO LET ME SHOW YOU SCENES FROM THE UPCOMING SEASON OF BREAKING BAD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AS PERFORMED BY THE MEN OF DOWNTON ABBEY.

(LAUGHTER) JAMES?

(LAUGHTER) THOMAS?

>> LORD GRANTHAM IS GROWING IMPATIENT.

IT'S TIME TO START.

>> RIGHT YOU ARE, ALLOW ME TO BRING THE MOBILE LAB.

THERE WE GO, MR. JOHNSON.

>> THANK YOU.

IT'S A SHAME THAT IN ORDER TO SAVE DOWNTON ABBEY LORD GRANTHAM HAS SUNK TO BREWING

THE BLACK CAME CHEIL CRANK.

>> STOP BEING SO HIGH AND MIGHTY.

THE VILLAGE TEA TWIKERS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT, EARL BLUE, THEY THINK IT IS THE

CHIZ EL MIZ EL.

CARSON, THOMAS, HURRY UP WITH THAT BATCH.

I PROMISED TO BUY THE PRODUCT AND A GENTLEMAN KEEPS HIS WORD.

OR ONE HAS A CAP POPPED IN ONE'S AS.

>> SOON DOWNTON WILL BE CONNECTING IT WITH MAD BITCHES AND BENJAMINS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IM.

>> YO, YOU GOT SOMETHING IN MIND.

>> CARSON, IS SOMEONE ADDRESSING ME?

SORRY.

>> MY LORD, A MR. SPIDER TO SEE YOU.

>> AH, YES, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU PIE GOOD MAN?

>> LISTEN, ENGLISH MUFFIN, WHERE'S MY [BLEEP] TEA.

>> THOMAS, (APPLAUSE) I'LL TAKE THAT [BLEEP] WITH SOME MILK.

>> NATURALLY.

ONCE WE HAVE BEEN REIMBURSED FOR OUR EFFORTS.

>> AN WHY SHOULD I PAY YOU, MARY POP INS.

I ALREADY GOT 9 RECEIPTS ME.

>> WHO GAVE YOU THE RECIPE?

>> I MUST HAVE GOTTEN IT FROM MR. BATES.

I TOLD YOU UNRELIABLE.

>> BUT I NEVER GAVE BATES THE RECIPE.

>> NO, WAIT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> CONGRATULATIONS, MY LORD.

ARE YOU NOW THE KEY KINGPIN OF YOUR CHAIR.

>> YES, BUT IT'S A MIXED BLESSING.

AS BYRON ONCE SAID, MO MONEY, MO QUANDARIES.

>> CARSON YOU DROPPED SOMETHING.

>> I CAN EXPLAIN, MY LORD.

>> YOU MOTHER [BLEEP]

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: ALL FOR YOU, NATION, ALL FOR YOU.

AND TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHEN BRIAN CRANSTON WILL REENACT SCENES FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE.

THAT GOING TO BE CRAZY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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