Stephen's Emmy Awards

  • Aired:  09/24/13
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Stephen makes a verbal gaffe while accepting an Emmy, and Jon Stewart couldn't be happier about Stephen's win. (5:49)

THANK YOU, LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

>> THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKINGABOUT.

THE BIG STORY TONIGHT, OURAPIECER IN CHIEF CALLED ON HIS

BELLY IN FRONT IN FRONT OF THEU.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY TODAY,

ONCE AGAIN APOLOGIZING FORAMERICA'S GREATNESS.

>> JIM.

>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO THECOLBERT REPORT!

>> SORRY! WHAT?

>> WAIT A SECOND! I HAVE GOT TOSAY, I DON'T KNOW -- HOW DID

THAT GET IN THERE? AND MOREIMPORTANTLY, HOW DID THESE GET

OUT HERE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LADIESAND GENTLEMEN, FOLKS, I HAVE

TOLL YOU, IT IS EXCITING TO BEUP THERE AT THE EMMYS DRINKING

IN THE ADULATION AND I GOT ALITTLE LOVE DRUNK AND I HAD A

BIT OF A VERBAL GAFF, A BLOOPER,IF YOU WILL.

JIM.

>> THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHOWORKS ON THE SHOW TO MAKE IT

POSSIBLE.

>> BOING!

>> HUH-UH.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WASTHINKING.

BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY ONE WHODOES THIS SHOW.

I MEANT TO THANK MYSELF, BUT INTHE EXCITEMENT I BLANKED ON THE

WORD ME AND ACCIDENTALLY THANKEDOTHER PEOPLE.

WELL, I WANT TO STRAIGHTEN THATOUT RIGHT NOW.

I AM THE ONE WHO ACHIEVED THISWITHOUT THE HELP OF ANY OF THESE

INCREDIBLY TALENTED ANDATTRACTIVE PEOPLE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Stephen: OF COURSE, AS

MOTHER THERESA ONCE SAID IT ISNOT ENOUGH TO WIN, OTHERS MUST

LOSE.

IN OUR VICTORY SUNDAY NIGHT WASMADE THAT MUCH SWEETER WHEN YOU

CONSIDER WHO WE VANQUISHED.

>> THE COLBERT REPORT SNAPPED ADECADE LONG WINNING STREAK WHICH

HAD BELONGED TO JON STEWART ANDTHE DAILY SHOW.

>> IT IS TRUE, FOLKS, I AM THEJON STEWART'S TEN YEAR REIGN OF

TERROR.

GOOD GIRL, MONKEY PAW.

GOOD GIRL.

>> WELL, THE ONLY THING I HAVETO DO RIGHT NOW IS TO GIVE JON A

CALL AND WISH HIM A SINCERE BITEME.

CALL AND WISH HIM A SINCERE BITEME.

>> HELLO, STEPHEN.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> JON STEWART!

>> Stephen: I WON! I WON,JON! IN YOUR FACE!

>> STEPHEN COLBERT -- I COULDN'TBE HAPPIER FOR YOU.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Stephen: NO, NO, NO.

NO, JON, NO.

YOU ARE NOT!

>> YOUR HISTORIC STREAK HAS BEENSNAPPED BY ME!

>> THAT'S FINE.

I FEEL GREAT.

I LOVE AND RESPECT YOU.

I HAVE UNBELIEVABLE ADMIRATIONFOR EVERYBODY WHO WORKS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.

I JUST STOPPED BY TOCONGRATULATE YOU.

>> Stephen: WELL, MAYBE SO.

THAT THAT'S FINE, BUT WHAT ABOUTYOUR STAFF, THEY HAVE TO BE

CRYING IN THEIR CUPS.

>> YOU KNOW WE DON'T GIVE THEMCUPS.

YOU SAW THEM AT THE EMMYS WHENYOU GUYS WON THEY JUMPED OUT OF

THEIR CHAIRS, THEY AREGENUINELY, EVERYONE AT THE SHOW

IS GENUINELY, JUST HAPPY FOR YOUGUYS, I THEY COULDN'T BE PROUDER

TO BE AROUND YOU GUYS.

I DON'T KNOW.

>> Stephen: BUT I BEAT YOU.

>> I MEAN, YEAH, YOU BEAT US,BUT I MEAN WE ARE FRIEND AND

COLLEAGUES AND YOU ARE THEEMERGENCY CONTACT ON MY GYM

MEMBERSHIP.

I MEAN -->> Stephen: JON, WHY CAN'T YOU

JUST BE UPSET, OKAY? I MEAN,REALLY? IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT

TO ME THAT I HAVE CRUSHED YOU.

>> WELL, I MEAN, IF MY BEINGUPSET ABOUT, YOU KNOW, BREAKING

THE TEN YEAR WINNING STREAKWOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY, I -- I --

I WOULD DO IT.

>> Stephen: YOU WOULD?

>> I WOULD.

BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I AM ANEXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON YOUR SHOW

SO I WIN AGAIN MOTHER (BLEEP)!>> Stephen: DAMN YOU, JON

STEWART! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> SERIOUSLY, IF I DO GET HURT

AT THE GYM I AM CALLING YOU.

>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY, PLEASEDO.

WHOO! JON STEWART, EVERYBODY!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE