Basil Marceaux.com & Obama's Birthday

  • Aired:  08/04/10
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Stephen reminds Tennessee viewers to vote for Basil Marceaux.com and refuses to celebrate President Obama's birthday. (2:16)

TRUTH-TELLING HERE, FOLKS.

BEFORE I GET STARTED, I JUST

WANT TO REMIND ALL OF MY VIEWERS

IN TENNESSEE THAT YOUR PRIMARIES

ARE HELD TOMORROW, AND IT'S YOUR

CHANCE TO VOTE FOR THE MAN I

BELIEVE IS THE FUTURE OF

AMERICAN POLITICS, BASIL

MARCEAUX DOT COM.

BUT WHY TAKE MY WORD FOR IT WHEN

YOU CAN TAKE HIS, LET'S SAY

WORDS FOR IT.

>> HELLO, CITIZENS, THIS IS

BASIL MARCEAUX DOT COM.

I WANT YOU TO PUT ME IN THIS

BUILDING, THE CAPITOL BEHIND ME

HERE, SO I CAN DO MY ISSUES AND

MAKE YOU ALL MORE FREE-ER THAN

YOU WERE YESTERDAY.

>> Stephen: YES, MORE FREE-ER,

BECAUSE FREEDOM'S JUST ANOTHER

WORD FOR NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE,

AND NOBODY HAS LESS TO LOSE THAN

BASIL MARCEAUX DOT COM.

SO WHETHER YOU'RE A DEMOCRAT, A

REPUBLICAN OR AN INDEPENDENT,

YOU GET OUT TOMORROW AND VOTE

FOR BASIL MARCEAUX DOT COM, AND

LET HIM DO HIS ISSUES ALL OVER

TENNESSEE.

[APPLAUSE]

NOW, SPEAKING... HE'S THE MAN.

SPEAKING OF LEGENDARY ORATORS,

BARACK OBAMA, TODAY IS THE

PRESIDENT'S 49th BIRTHDAY.

AND, OF COURSE, DEMOCRATS ARE

USING IT TO DRUM UP SUPPORT BY

HOLDING BIRTHDAY EVENTS AROUND

THE COUNTRY, INCLUDING A

PRESIDENTIAL POTLUCK IN PHOENIX,

49 CANDLES FOR AMERICA PARTY IN

DES MOINES, AND A HAWAIIAN LUAU

IN AUSTIN, TEXAS.

AND HONOLULU, I ASSUME, WILL

RECIPROCATE BY HOLDING A DOLPHIN

RODEO.

WELL, FOIX, I REFUSE TO

CELEBRATE, BECAUSE I AM PART OF

THE HAPPY BIRTHER MOVEMENT.

UNTIL I SEE A VALID BIRTH

CERTIFICATE, I SAY THERE IS NO

DAY HE SHOULD BE CELEBRATING.

THAT HOLDS TRUE FOR ALL

PRESIDENTS, INCLUDING GEORGE

WASHINGTON.

DID YOU KNOW HE ISN'T EVEN FROM

AMERICA?

[LAUGHTER]

EVIDENTLY HE WAS BORN IN SOME

BRITISH COLONY.

SO I'M SORRY, NO CAKES, NO

BALLOON, NO ICE CREAM UNTIL

OBAMA RELEASES FULL

DOCUMENTATION THAT PROVES HE'S A

JOLLY GOOD FELLOW.

I MEAN, DOCUMENTATION THAT

NOBODY CAN DENY, THAT NOBODY CAN

DEN

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