Stephen wants to feed the economy that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt, sharpens his candy cane into a candy shiv and talks to Patti Smith about her memoir. (0:34)
>> Stephen: TONIGHT, HOW DO WE
GET THE ECONOMY MOVING AGAIN?
MAYBE WE SHOULD FEED IT SOME OF
THAT JAMIE LEE CURTIS YOGURT?
THEN THE LATEST IN THE WAR ON
SHARPEN YOUR CANDY CANES INTO
AND MY GUEST, ROCK LEGEND PATTI
SMITH HAS JUST WON THE NATIONAL
BOOK AWARD FOR HER MEMOIR.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT KIND OF ROCKER REMEMBERS
ENOUGH TO WRITE A MEMOIR?
( LAUGHTER ).
THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS' STADIUM
ROOF COLLAPSED, AND IT STILL HAS
A BETTER SHOT AT THE SUPER BOWL
THAN THE TEAM.
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