Rush Limbaugh's L.R.A. Research

  • Aired:  10/19/11
  •  | Views: 90,565

Before researching the Lord's Resistance Army, Rush Limbaugh accuses Barack Obama of killing Christians in Uganda. (4:15)

>> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

NATION, THANKS, FOLKS.

NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, I COME OUT

HERE AND I NAIL IT.

BUT WHEN I COMES TO TRUE

PUNDITRY, I STAND ON THE

SHOULDERS OF GIANTS, LIKE RUSH

LIMBAUGH.

ACTUALLY, I STAND ON HIS BACK

PAUNCH.

HIS SHOULDERS ARE A LITTLE

SLOPE-Y.

BUT ONCE AGAIN, FOLKS, EL RUSHBO

WAS THE ONLY ONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO

CRITICIZE BARACK OBAMA, THIS

TIME FOR SENDING U.S. TROOPS

INTO UGANDA TO FIGHT A GUERRILLA

GROUP CALLED THE LRA OR THE

LORD'S RESISTANCE ARMY.

>> LORD'S RESISTANCE ARMY ARE

CHRISTIANS.

THEY ARE FIGHTING THE MUSLIMS.

LORD'S RESISTANCE ARMY

OBJECTIVES, I HAVE THEM HERE: TO

REMOVE DICTATORSHIP AND STOP THE

OPRESSION OF OUR PEOPLE.

NOW, AGAIN, LORD'S RESISTANCE

ARMY IS WHO OBAMA HAS SENT

TROOPS TO HELP NATIONS WIPE OUT,

WIPE OUT CHRISTIANS.

>> STEPHEN: OBAMA IS WIPING

OUT CHRISTIANS.

HE'S NOT ONLY A SECRET MUSLIM,

HE'S A SECRET LION.

[LAUGHTER]

NOW, FOLKS, TURNS OUT, TURNS

OUT -- THANKS VERY MUCH.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS CLEVER.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

NOW, FOLKS, THERE'S ACTUALLY A

FUNNY STORY HERE.

TURNS OUT LORD'S RESISTANCE ARMY

IS KIND OF A QUIRKY WAY OF

LOVING THY NEIGHBOR.

>> IS THAT RIGHT, LORD'S

RESISTANCE ARMY IS BEING ACCUSED

OF REALLY BAD STUFF, CHILD

KIDNAPPING, TORTURE, MURDER,

THAT KIND OF STUFF.

WE JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS

TODAY, AND WE'RE GOING TO DO OUR

DUE DILIGENCE RESEARCH ON IT.

>> STEPHEN: YEAH, OF COURSE,

OF COURSE.

DUE DILIGENCE, DUE DILIGENCE

ALWAYS COMES AFTER ACCUSING THE

PRESIDENT OF KILLING CHRISTIANS.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S WHY... THAT'S WHY,

FOLKS...

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED

"RE-SEARCH."

IF YOU DO IT BEFORE, IT'S CALLED

"PRE-SEARCH."

AND RUSH DID SOME PRE-SEARCH.

FOR INSTANCE, EVERYTHING HE READ

ABOUT THE LRA HE GOT FROM THE

WIKIPEDIA ENTRY ON THE GROUP'S

IDEOLOGY.

IT'S ALSO WHERE RUSH LEARNED

THAT THE LORD'S RESISTANCE ARMY

BROKE UP REM AND PLAYED BOOGER

IN "REVENGE OF THE NERDS."

NOW, FOLKS, SOME PEOPLE WILL SAY

RUSH SHOULD HAVE FOUND OUT A

LITTLE MORE BEFORE ACCUSING THE

PRESIDENT OF SLAUGHTERING

CHRISTIANS, BUT AS A

BROADCASTER, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE

TO TRUST WHAT AN ORGANIZATION

SAYS ABOUT ITSELF ON THE

INTERNET.

THAT IS WHY, AND I JUST FOUND

THIS OUT, THIS IS WHY I CANNOT

BELIEVE THAT OBAMA IS AGAINST

ANOTHER CHRISTIAN ORGANIZATION

WHOSE STATED OBJECTIVE IS "A

HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT, CHILDREN'S

WELFARE AND FREEDOM OF BELIEF

WITHOUT FEAR."

AMEN, BROTHER.

ALL RIGHT.

WHERE DO I SEND THE DONATION

CHECK?

OKAY.

THE AMERICAN NAZI PARTY.

[AUDIENCE REACTS]

OKAY.

OKAY.

WE'RE JUST LEARNING ABOUT THESE

NAZIS, AND I HOPE I'M

PRONOUNCING THAT CORRECTLY.

WE WILL, OF COURSE, DO DUE

DILIGENCE RESEARCH ON THAT AND

INVESTIGATE THE NASTY RUMORS

CIRCULATING ABOUT THESE FOLKS.

BUT THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THE

FACT THAT THERE IS ANOTHER

ORGANIZATION OUR THERE THAT

OBAMA HAS REPEATEDLY ATTACKED.

I BELIEVE THEY HAVE EXCELLENT

CORE VALUES.

LISTEN TO THIS, "WE BELIEVE VERY

SIMPLY THAT IT IS THE ACTIONS OF

INDIVIDUALS WORKING TOGETHER

THAT BUILDS STRONG COMMUNITIES."

I LOVE THAT.

I DON'T CARE WHO SAID IT, NAZI,

COMMIES, THE KLAN, I STAND BY

THE BANK OF AMERICA.

OH, MY GOD.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

OH, NO.

JIMMY, JIMMY, PLEASE, WE GOT TO

EDIT THIS OUT THAT.

THAT IS A CAREER ENDER.

THEY HAVE BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

GET IT OFF.

GET IT OFF!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]