He Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Said, She Was Paid Not to Say

  • Aired:  11/29/11
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Allegations of an extramarital affair lead Herman Cain to reassess his candidacy and consider leaving his election-lover's pizza half-baked. (3:17)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO "THE

REPORT."

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!

(CROWD CHANTING "STEPHEN")

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT CHANTING WOULD SOUND GREAT

ACCOMPANIED BY SOME GOURD.

NATION, I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE

HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE I DO NOT

WANT TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW.

(LAUGHTER)

BECAUSE, FRANKLY, MY FAITH IN

WOMAN KIND HAS BEEN SHAKEN.

BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN, A TROUBLED

LADY IS TRYING TO DERAIL THE

HERMAN CAIN TRAIN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> GINGER WHITE, A SINGLE MOTHER

FROM ATLANTA SAYS THAT SHE HAD A

13-YEAR-LONG AFFAIR WITH THE

MARRIED REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE.

>> IT'S ANOTHER CASE OF HE

SAID/SHE SAID.

>> NOW TECHNICALLY I BELIEVE

WE'RE NOW UP TO HE SAID/SHE

SAID/SHE SAID/SHE SAID/SHE

SAID/SHE WAS PAID NOT TO SAY.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

NATION, THIS IS...

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THIS IS DEVASTATING.

BECAUSE OF THIS, THE FORMER

GODFATHER'S PIZZA C.E.O. IS

CONSIDERING THE UNTHINKABLE.

CAIN SAYS HE'S GOING TO SPEND A

FEW DAYS OFF REASSESSING HIS

CANDIDACY.

WE COULD LOSE HIM!

HERMAN, DON'T YOU LEAVE THIS

ELECTION LOVER'S PIZZA HALF

BAKED.

(LAUGHTER)

I'M SAYING THIS NOT JUST AS A

SUPPORTER BUT AS A BROADCASTER.

I NEED YOU IN THE RACE!

DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HIM!

(LAUGHTER)

HE BRINGS BOARD GAMES!

AND THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO

LEAVE!

A 13-YEAR AFFAIR JUST PROVES YOU

CAN CARRY ON A STABLE

RELATIONSHIP!

(LAUGHTER)

TWO COUNTING YOUR MARRIAGE!

BESIDES, YOU'VE RIDDEN OUT THE

STORM OVER ACCUSATIONS LIKE

THIS: .

>> HE SUDDENLY REACHED OVER AND

HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY LEGS,

UNDER MY SKIRT AND REACHED FOR

MY GENITALS.

HE ALSO GRABBED MY HEAD AND

BROUGHT IT TOWARDS HIS CROTCH.

>> Stephen: THAT'S ROUGH

STUFF.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT THIS NEW WOMAN SAYS THE

AFFAIR WAS CONSENSUAL.

I'D SAY THINGS ARE LOOKING UP.

(LAUGHTER)

I MEAN, COMPARED TO ALL THAT

REACHING FOR THE LADY PARTS LIKE

A DACHSHUND GOING AFTER A BALL

UNDER THE COUCH THESE NEW

ALLEGATIONS SOUND LIKE LEAVE IT

TO... LET'S NOT SAY BEAVER.

(LAUGHTER)

JIM?

>> SHE SAYS HE WOULD FLY HER TO

CITIES WHERE HE WAS SPEAKING AND

LAVISH HER WITH GIFTS.

>> HE MADE IT VERY INTRIGUING.

>> Stephen: GREAT!

THAT'S A PLUS!

IT REMINDS EVERYONE HOW

INTRIGUING HERMAN CAIN IS.

♪ AMERICA... ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

OH, YES.

THAT'S THE STUFF RIGHT THERE.

MR. CAIN, YOU CAN TOTALLY BOUNCE

BACK FROM THIS AND BE THE

FRONT-RUNNER AGAIN BECAUSE IF

THESE ALLEGATIONS PROVE TRUE,

THAT MEANS YOU ARE ONLY ONE

EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR BEHIND N

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