Sarah Palin's Bus Tour

  • Aired:  05/31/11
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Like Sarah Palin, Stephen wants to use his super PAC to take his kids on a for-profit vacation. (2:59)

SPEAKING OF SECOND PLACE

SARAH PALIN.

[LAUGHTER]

THE FORMER HALF-GOVERNOR SHOOK

UP THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE THIS

WEEKEND, LAUNCHING.

HER "ONE NATION" BUS TOUR

VISITING OUR NATION'S HISTORIC

SITES.

OF COURSE, THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA

AMBUSHED PALIN WITH GOTCHA

QUESTIONS LIKE "WHERE ARE YOU

GOING?" AND "WHY ARE YOU DOING

THIS?"

[LAUGHTER]

JIM?yM

>> WHAT'S UP WITH HER BUS TOUR?

>> SARAH PALIN KEEPS EVERYBODY

GUESSING ON HER NATIONAL TOUR.

>> JUST WHAT IS SARAH PALIN UP

TO?

>> Stephen: THAT'S THE POWER OF

SARAH PALIN.

NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES AMERICA

STARTS ASKING "WHY IS THIS

HAPPENING?"

[LAUGHTER]

BESIDES HER WEBSITE EXPLAINS

THAT SHE HAS RENTED A BUS

"TO PROMOTE THE FUNDAMENTAL

RESTORATION OF AMERICA."

[LAUGHTER]

AFTER STOPPING AT MOUNT VERNON

PALIN WROTE:

EVEN PIPER WAS ABLE TO GRASP THE

SIGNIFICANCE OF BEING IN THE

PRESENCE OF OUR FIRST PRESIDENT

WHO HAD SUCH DIVERSE INTERESTS -

WHEN SHE TOLD ME LATER "HOW HARD

HE MUST HAVE WORKED TO KEEP THAT

FARM GOING!"

[LAUGHTER]

TRUE.

I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW HARD HE

WORKED WITH NO HELP OTHER THAN

HIS AFRICAN VOLUNTEERS.

SO, FOLKS --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

SO GO TO SARAH PALIN'S WEBSITE

WHERE YOU CAN HELP RESTORE

AMERICA.

AND ALSO RESTORE SARAH PALIN'S

BANK ACCOUNT.

BECAUSE THE FIRST THING THAT

POPS UP IS THIS DONATE BUTTON.

WON'T YOU HELP SARAH PALIN LEARN

BASIC FACTS ABOUT U.S. HISTORY

FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY?

[LAUGHTER]

NOW LIKE GOVERNISH PALIN, I WANT

TO USE MY PAC.

COLBERT SUPER PAC, TO TAKE MY

KIDS ON A FOR-PROFIT VACATION.

BUT I CAN'T FORM MY PAC YET

BECAUSE I'M STILL WAITING FOR

THE FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION

TO RULE ON THE ADVISORY OPINION

REQUEST I FILED TWO WEEKS AGO

AT THE FEC ASKING WHETHER I CAN

HAVE A TV SHOW AND MY PAC AND

NOT HAVE TO

REVEAL WHERE, YOU KNOW, SOME OF

THE MONEY'S COMING FROM.

NOW SOME HAVE SAID THE FEC

SHOULDN'T TAKE MY REQUEST

SERIOUSLY.

YOU KNOW WHO DISAGREES?

THE FEC BECAUSE I HAVE RECEIVED

THIS ACTUAL LIST OF THIRTEEN

QUESTIONS FROM THE FEC.

NOW THESE ARE COMPLICATED LEGAL

QUESTIONS, SO I'M GOING TO DO

WHAT I DID IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN

IT CAME TO TESTS: PAY A SMART

KID TO SIT NEXT TO ME AND GIVE