Bust in Show

  • Aired:  02/23/11
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Since government workers refuse to live up to the greedy goon stereotype, the Tea Party must do it for them. (4:54)

CRONKITE.

FOLKS, FOR YET ANOTHER DAY

PROTESTS RAGE ON IN WISCONSIN

AGAINST GOVERNOR WALKER'S HEROIC

BILL TO END COLLECTIVE

BARGAINING FOR STATE UNIONS.

THESE PROTESTERS HAVE ALREADY

LOST THE PUBLIC SUPPORT.

AS THE BROWN HAEURD GUY WHO IS

NOT STEVE DOOCY EXPLAINS.

>> THIS IS THE QUESTION POSED.

DO YOU FAVOR OR ARE YOU IN

DISFAVOR OF TAKING AWAY

COLLECTIVE BARGAINING WHEN IT

COMES TO SALARIES OF GOVERNMENT

WORKERS.

61% IN FAVOR OF TAKING IT AWAY,

33% OPPOSED.

>> Stephen: OF COURSE, THE

AMERICAN PEOPLE CAN BE FICKLE AS

THE BROWN HAIRED GUY WHO IS NOT

STEVE DOOCY KNOWS TOO WELL.

>> I'LL CORRECT A POLL WE DID 22

MINUTES AGO FROM GALLUP.

61% OPPOSE TAKING COLLECTIVE

BARGAINING AWAY.

33% IN FAVOR.

I HAD IT REVERSED.

I APOLOGIZE.

>> Jon: I.

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHY

HE IS APOLOGIZING.

I'M SEEN IT BOTH WAYS.

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE

CONFUSED, FOLKS.

IT'S NO WONDER.

THESE PROTESTERS KEEP THROWING

US OFF WITH THIS CHARADE OF

MIDWESTERN REASONABLENESS.

>> THERE WAS A LOT OF ANGER

HERE?

>> YES, WE'RE VERY UPSET.

>> WE APPRECIATE EVERYBODY OUT

HERE.

EVERYBODY.

>> WE CAN HAVE DIFFERENT

OPINIONS AND WE CAN STILL BE

CIVIL ABOUT IT.

>> I WANT TO SUPPORT ALL MY

TEACHERS BECAUSE I LIKE THEM A

LOT.

>> Stephen: BROWN NOSE ALL YOU

WANT, LITTLE GIRL, YOU ARE STILL

GOING TO BE A B ON THAT DIARAMA.

IT WAS A COMPLETELY UNCONVINCING

CAPITOL BUILDING.

WE CANNOT FALL FOR THE TROJAN

REGULAR FOLKS.

THAT'S WHY.

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT AN IDEA

FROM FORMER TEA PARTY EXPRESS

CHAIRMAN MARK WILLIAMS.

I SAY FORMER BECAUSE HE RUFFLED

FEATHERS WHEN HE CLAIMED THE

NAACP MAKES MORE MONEY OFF RACE

THAN ANY SLAVE TRADER EVER.

WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?

HE IS JUST PRAISING THE NAACP

FOR THE EXCELLENT BUSINESS MODEL

BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO BEAT

SLAVERY FOR BRINGING IN THE

CASH.

HE CALLED ON THE FELLOW TEA

PARTYERS TO GO TO THE SERVICE

EMPLOYEES INTERNATIONAL UNION

WEB SITE AND SIGN UP TO SPORT

UNION GOONS IN WISCONSIN AND

SHOW UP IN SEIU SHIRTS, TARGET

THE TV CAMERAS AND PULL OUT

SIGNS THAT SAY THINGS LIKE SCREW

THE TAXPAYER AND YOU OWE ME IN

ORDER TO MAKE IT LOOK AS GREEDY

AND GOONISH AS WE KNOW IT IS.

THIS IS BRILLIANT, FOLKS.

WE KNOW THAT GOVERNMENT WORKERS

ARE GREEDY GOONS BECAUSE WE KEEP

SAYING THAT THEY ARE.

[LAUGHTER]

SINCE THEY REFUSE TO LIVE UP TO

OUR STEREOTYPES, WE MUST DO IT

FOR THEM AND THEN THE AMERICAN

PEOPLE WILL DESPISE US, BY WHICH

I MEAN THEM.

THE TEA PARTY NATION LIKES THIS

NOTION.

THEY SENT AN E-MAIL BLAST

RECOMMENDING WILLIAMS PLAN TO

THEIR MEMBERS CALLING THE A

GREAT IDEA.

I'M NOT SURPRISED.

IT IS IN THE SPIRIT OF THE

ORIGINAL BOSTON TEA PARTY WHERE

THE REVOLUTIONARIES DRESSED UP

LIKE INDIANS TO THROW TEA INTO

THE HARBOR TO PROVE INDIANS ARE

TERRIBLE PEOPLE WHO HATE TEA.

I'M READY TO DO THIS THING.

I'M A UNION GOON.

LOOK AT ME I'M A UNION MEMBER.

I'M FROM WISCONSIN OVER HERE

FORGET ABOUT IT.

HEY BADA BING BADA KHAOEDAR

CHEESE.

ACCORD -- CHEDDAR CHEESE.

ACCORDING TO MY ROLEX THAT I

BOUGHT WITH YOUR TAX MONEY IT'S

TIME FOR MY MANDATORY BREAK.

BEING AN EVIL UNION GOON, I'LL

SPEND IT BY FIRING UP MY WOOD

CHIPPER AND I'M GOING TO THROW

IN THIS ADORABLE PUPPY.

"NIGHTLY BUSINESS REPORT" --

NIGHT, NIGHT BUMBLE BEE.

LOOK FOR THE UNION LABOR.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

HE WENT PEACEFULLY.

[LAUGHTER]

NOW, NOW I WOULD LIKE TO

COLLECTIVELY BARGAIN FOR ANOTHER

PUPPY BECAUSE MY WOOD CHIPPER IS

STILL HUNGRY.

[LAUGHTER]

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE WILL

KNOW WHAT THE PROTESTERS ARE

REALLY LIKE.

BY THE WAY, NO ANIMALS WERE

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