"Pussy Hound" with Eric McCormack

  • Aired:  05/07/12
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Eric McCormack and Stephen rehearse "Pussy Hound," a heterosexual sitcom about two straight guys named Will and Grayson. (6:46)

EXISTENCE OF SEATTLE.

(LAUGHTER) THESE GAY SITCOM CHARACTERS OR HUMORSEXUALS ARE A MENACE TO SOCIETY.

THEY SEDUCE NICE THINKING THAT GAYS ARE JUST LIKE US,

NORMAL PEOPLE WITH REAL RELATIONSHIPS BASED ON LOVE AND MUTUAL RESPECT.

IT IS DISGUSTING.

WORST OF ALL, THE GUY WHO PLAYED WILL, ERIC McCORMACK,

HE'S NOT EVEN GAY.

THEY'RE INDOCTRINE ATING US WITH A GAY CHARACTER PIGGYBACK ON A STRAIGHT MAN

WHICH IS EVERY GAY MAN'S FANTASY.

(LAUGHTER) OKAY?

HERE'S ITS DEAL.

REAL MEN KNOW-- REAL MEN KNOW THAT MEN DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER.

THEY ARE BROS WHO ENGAGE IN HORSEPLAY.

SO TO REBALANCE THE NATURAL MORAL ORDER OF TELEVISION, I HAVE WRITTEN A NEW STRAIGHT

SITCOM ABOUT TWO STRAIGHT GUYS NAMED WILL & GRACEON WHO ARE ALWAYS ON THE PROWL FOR THE LADIES.

ONE OF THEM HAS A CAT AND THE OTHER ONE HAS A DOG,

WHICH IS WHY THE SHOW IS CALLED PUSSYHOUNDS.

(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: OKAY, NOW, NOW TO HELP ME WORKSHOP THE PILOT SCRIPT, PLEASE WELCOME

ERIC McCORMACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

>> HEY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: THREW GO, BUDDY.

NOW, ERIC, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME WITH MY NEW SITCOM.

>> YEAH, YEAH, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A SITCOM,

STEPHEN.

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I WAS HERE BUS I'M ON BROADWAY NGOR INDIVIDUALAL'S THE GREAT MAN.

>> Stephen: OH, GREAT PLAY,

EVERYBODY SHOULD SEE THAT.

TONY NOD, GORE I HAVE DAHL,

MAN'S MAN, NOW ERIC, THE VICE PRESIDENT SAYS YOUR WORK ON WILL & GRACE HELPED

NORMALIZE GAY RELATIONSHIP IN OUR SOCIETY.

NOW AS A STRAIGHT GUY YOURSELF, YOU MUST BE PISSED OFF.

WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN THAT CAMERA AND GIVE THE VICE PRESIDENT A PIECE OF YOUR MIND.

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, STEPHEN,

IF THAT'S TRUE I'M PROUD THAT WE HELPED TO CREATE A MORE TOLERANT ATMOSPHERE FOR

GAYS AND LESBIANS.

>> Stephen: BUT ERIC, IT'S IT'S-- THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH TOLERANCE TO GO AROUND.

IF WE'RE TOLERANT TO GAIS AND LESBIANS THAT MEANS THERE IS LESS TOLERANCE LEFT

OVER FOR STRAIGHT PEOPLE.

THAT'S JUST SUPPLY AND DEMAND.

>> HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING PUREL?

(APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: NO, NO, LISTEN.

SIR, THERE IS ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO PROVE THAT YOU DO NOT HATE STRAIGHT COUPLES.

>> MY 14 YEAR MARRIAGE.

>> Stephen: NO, PUSSYHOUNDS,

OKAY, PAGE 1, SCENE WALK,

DONE IT.

>> IF HE I DO THIS CAN I HAVE MY CAR KEYS BACK?

>> Stephen: YES.

OKAY, YOU ARE GRASSON.

>> I DON'T EVEN GET TO BE WILL?

>> Stephen: AND FADE IN ♪ ♪ PUSSYHOUND ♪

♪ ALL RIGHT, HEY, YOU READY TO HIT THE CLUBS, GRACEON.

THE LADIES ARE GOING TO BE CALLING ME EXXON MOBILE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO DRILL BABY DRILL.

>> YES, ARE YOU EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL AT SEX.

>> Stephen: UP TOP, MY MAN.

>> WILL?

WILL, TONIGHT I'M ASKING MARTHA TO MARRY ME.

>> Stephen: WHY WOULD YOU GET MARRIED, GRACEON THIS SITCOM THAT WE ARE IN PROVES

THAT IT IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTABLE FOR TWO STRAIGHT GUYS TO LIVE TOGETHER.

>> YES, THIS IS TRULY GROUND BREAKING TELEVISION.

>> Stephen: WE'RE BUDDIES,

YOU KNOW, WHO IS SEX WITH GIRLS AND THEN DESCRIBE IT TO EACH OTHER IN GRAPHIC DETAIL.

>> YES, NOTHING GAY ABOUT THAT.

>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT --

>> I'M MARRYING MARTHA.

>> Stephen: WHY WHAT CAN SHE GIVE YOU THAT I CANNOT GIVE YOU.

I CARE FOR YOU.

I SHARE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS.

IF YOU WERE SICK IN THE HOSPITAL, OY WOULD COME VISIT YOU.

YOU KNOW, WE WORK OUT TOGETHER.

WE SHOWER TOGETHER.

>> I DON'T SEE THAT.

YOU'RE OFF SCRIPT, I DON'T SEE THAT.

>> Stephen: [BLEEP] SCRIPT,

LET'S IMPROV LET'S DO THIS THING.

FEEL THIS.

OKAY?

DON'T DO THIS, GRACEON.

SHE'S POISON.

WHAT ABOUT US.

WHAT ABOUT THAT COTTAGE WE WERE GOING TO BUY UP IN THE BERKSHIRES, WE COULD OPEN

AND BED & BREAKFAST.

WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THE CITY.

THIS IS KILLING US.

>> I THOUGHT I WAS MARRYING MARTHA.

I DON'T-- .

>> Stephen: PLEASE!

WHAT ABOUT ME.

>> OKAY, LOOK, I DON'T-- I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANY MORE, JUST PLEASE CAN I HAVE

MY KEYS?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: GRACEON!

(LAUGHTER) LOOK AT ME.

(LAUGHTER) WILL YOU LOOK AT ME?

I THOUGHT WE WOULD GROW OLD TOGETHER.

(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE) ♪ ♪ PUSSYHOUNDS ♪♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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