Porn Names & Porn Lawsuits

  • Aired:  01/17/13
  •  | Views: 38,951

Megyn Kelly's porn name is not as good of a porn name as "Megyn Kelly," and a major adult filmmaker challenges L.A.'s condom law for porn actors. (5:03)

>> Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH.

WELCOME TO TO TONIGHT'S BROADCAST.

AND TO OUR AFFILIATES JUST JOINING IN MICRONESIA, GOOD MORNING.

THE THING I LIKE BEST ABOUT FOX NEWS IS THAT THEY ARE JOURNALISTS WHO KNOW HOW TO STAY

FOCUSED ON THE IMPORTANT STORY.

>> COMING UP, NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN THE SCANDAL INVOLVING E-MAIL ALIASES AT THE E.P.A. A SCANDAL

THAT MAY HAVE LED TO E.P.A.

DIRECTOR LISA JACKSON RESIGNING.

LISA JACKSON ALSO WENT BY THE NAME OF RICHARD WINDER AND THE NAME OF A PET AND THE STREET SHE

GREW UP WHICH I THINK IS WHAT YOU TECHNICALLY DO TO GET YOUR PORN NAME.

>> Stephen: MEG YIN I DON'T WANT TO SCANDALIZE YOU BUT TECHNICALLY YOU HAVE TO DO A BIT

MORE TO GET A PORN NAME.

I'LL SEND YOU SOME LINKS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LET'S GET TO THE IMPORTANT ISSUE.

>> YOU HAVE DISCLOSED YOUR PORN NAME.

>> IT'S NOT GOOD, READY, NOAH ARRESTEDSLY.

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Stephen: OH, NO, MEGYN, I'M PRETTY SURE HE WANTS TO SEE THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THOUGH, I HAVE TO SAY FOR THE RECORD, NOAH ARRESTEDSLY IS NOT AS GOOD A PORN NAME AS MEGYN KELLY.

ANYWAY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE E.P.A.

MONICA KROULLY WAS IN THE STUDIO WHAT IS HER PORN NAME.

>> MONICA'S IS MUFFIN HUNT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Stephen: I HAVE TO SAY MUFFIN HUNT ISN'T JUST A GREAT PORN NAME IT'S ALSO A GREAT PORN TITLE.

SPOILER ALERT --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

-- SPOILER ALERT, THEY FIND IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OF COURSE --

[ LAUGHTER ]

ALL THE GREATEST NEWSMEN REVEAL THEIR PORN NAMES.

WHO COULD FORGET WHEN WALTER CRONKITE ENDED HIS FINAL BROADCAST WITH AND THAT'S THE

WAY IT IS AND ALSO MY PORN NAME IS MITTENS CROCKPOUNDER.

THE CAT'S NAME WAS MITTENS AND HE GREW UP ON CROCKPOUNDER STREET NAMED FOR THE FAMOUS

GENERAL WHO FAMOUSLY DECLARED I WILL BEAT OFF EVERY LAST UNION SOLDIER.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[ LAUGHTER ]

ENOUGH BILLION FOX NEWS AND THEIR PORN NAMES.

LET'S GET BACK TO THE REAL NEWS: PORN.

>> MAJOR ADULT FILMMAKER IS CHALLENGING A LOS ANGELES COUNTY LAW WHICH REQUIRES PORN ACTORS

TO WEAR CONDOMS.

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT SUED THE COUNTY IN THE COURT.

IT CLAIMS THAT MEASURE B VIOLATES THE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO FREE EXPRESSION.

>> Stephen: YES, FORCING PORN STARS TO WEAR CONDOMS VIOLATES THEIR RIGHT TO FREE EXPRESSION.

IN PARTICULAR THIS EXPRESSION.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AS THE PORN INDUSTRY'S LEAD ATTORNEY PALM CAMBRIA, JR., EXPLAINS LET'S ASSUME WE'RE

FILMING AN ADULT MOVIE AND IT'S TAKING PLACE IN THE SWASH BUCKLER TIMES ALL OF A SUDDEN

CAPTAIN JACK SLIPS ON A CONDOM.

AND OBVIOUSLY THAT WOULD DESTROY THE MOVIE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FAKE.

THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED THEM.

YES, THE WHOLE REASON YOU WATCH PORN IS THE HISTORICAL AK RACE SIX I'M EASY THROWN BY AND AK

NIX WHICH ARE ALL THROUGH YANKEE DOODLE DANDY.

THE IRQUOIS ARE NOT WITH THE BRITISH.

THE BEAD WORK ON HER G-STRING IS PART OF THE BRANCH THAT NEVER GAVE UP LOYALTY TO THE BRITISH CROWN.

IT THROWS YOU OUT OF THE SCENE.

NOW YOU ARE MASTURBATING TO AN ABSURD COSTUME DRAMA LIKE AN IDIOT.

MAKES NO SENSE.

BRAVO PAUL CAMBRIA, JR., FOR STANDING UP FOR THE FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AS OUR FOREFATHERS

INSTEND AS SEEN AS IN YOUR PANDS AND BEND OVER BEN FRANKLIN.

BOTH 100% HISTORICALLY ACCURATE WITH NO CONDOMS WHY IS WHY THEY ALL DIE

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