Syria Conflict & End Times Prophecy

  • Aired:  09/18/13
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According to Fox News' Neil Cavuto and Armageddon enthusiast Joel Rosenberg, the Syrian conflict may bring about the apocalypse. (5:16)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOWEVERYBODY!

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US!

FOLKS, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SOMUCH.

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN")>> Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

FOLKS, FOLKS, AS YOU KNOW, YOUWATCH THE PROGRAM NIGHT TO NIGHT

I PRIDE MYSELF ON MYDECISIVENESS.

IF I EVER LOST MY ABILITY TOINSTANTLY KNOW MY NEXT COURSE OF

ACTION, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IWOULD DO.

(LAUGHTER)BUT EVEN I HAVE BEEN ALL OVER

THE MAP ON THIS SYRIA ISSUE.

ON THE ONE HAND, HOLDING BASHARAL-ASSAD RESPONSIBLE FOR WAR

CRIMES AGAINST HIS OWN CITIZENSWAS KIND OF, YOU KNOW, "BEEN

THERE; BOMBED THAT."

(LAUGHTER)BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, NOT

BOMBING DOES NOT INVOLVEBOMBING.

(LAUGHTER)AND THE TRUTH IS, NOBODY KNOWS

WHAT TO DO IN SYRIA.

WE'VE HEARD FROM OUR ALLIES,WE'VE HEARD FROM OUR ENEMIES,

WE'VE HEARD FROM OUR PUNDITS ANDOUR POLITICIANS.

BUT THERE'S ONE IMPORTANT VOICETHAT HAS REMAINED CONSPICUOUSLY

SILENT: HALLUCINATING SHEEPHERDERS.

UNTIL NOW, BECAUSE THE BIBLE HASFINALLY WEIGHED IN.

ACCORDING TO THE VANCOUVER "SUNBIBLICAL LITERALISTS SEE THE

LOOMING DESTRUCTION OF DAMASCUSAS THE SIGN OF THE RETURN OF

JESUS CHRIST TO EARTH ASPRECURSOR OF THE COSMIC

APOCALYPSE.

AND FOLKS --(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BIG END OF THE WORLD FANS HERETONIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)AND THE SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE

ARE EVERYWHERE.

AFTER ALL: I JUST QUOTED FROM ACANADIAN NEWSPAPER!

(LAUGHTER)FOLKS, I AM NOT THE ONLY

JOURNALIST REPORTING PROPHECY ASNEWS.

SO IS FOX NEWS ANCHOR AND 11thPLAGUE NEIL CAVUTO.

>> BIBLICAL SCHOLARS SAY IT'SALL THERE IN BLACK-AND-WHITE,

LIKE THIS SPOOKY PASSAGE FROMISAIAH 17 ABOUT SYRIA ITSELF.

"BEHOLD, DAMASCUS IS ABOUT TO BEREMOVED FROM BEING A CITY AND

WILL BECOME A FALLEN RUIN."

ANOTHER PASSAGE WARNS OF GROWINGUNREST IN EGYPT AND THE RISE OF

A FIERCE KING.

>> Stephen: GOOD LORD!

(LAUGHTER)EVERYTHING THE BIBLE SAYS IS

COMING TO PASS!

THANKFULLY, I ALREADY HAVE TWOOF EVERY ANIMAL IN MY MEAT ARK.

(LAUGHTER)FOLKS, NEIL CAVUTO WASN'T DONE

THERE.

AS A T.V. JOURNALIST, HIS JOB TOKEEP DIGGING UNTIL HE GETS TO

THE NEXT COMMERCIAL.

(LAUGHTER)SO HE BROUGHT ON ARMAGEDDON

ENTHUSIAST JOEL ROSENBERG.

>> WE HAVE SEVEN MILLION SYRIANSALREADY ON THE RUN, TWO MILLION

HAVE LEFT THE COUNTRY, FIVEMILLION ARE INTERNALLY DISPLACED

THAT'S THE JEREMIAH 49 PROPHECYTHAT SAYS PEOPLE WILL FLEE BUT

THERE WILL STILL BE PEOPLE INDAMASCUS WHEN THE PROPHECY

HAPPENS.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS WE DON'T KNOWWHETHER THESE TWO PROPHECIES--

ISAIAH 17 AND JEREMIAH 49 WILLHAPPEN IN OUR LIFETIME OR SOON

BUT THEY COULD BECAUSE THEYHAVEN'T HAPPENED YET.

>> Stephen: TRUE.

(LAUGHTER)EVERYTHING THAT HASN'T HAPPENED

YET COULD HAPPEN!

(LAUGHTER)I MEAN, THE SEAS TURNING RED

WITH BLOOD.

LIVES --(APPLAUSE)

LIONS LAYING DOWN WITH LAMBS.

THE "FRIENDS" MOVIE.

ALL POSSIBLE!

(LAUGHTER)AND THE BIBLE ISN'T THE ONLY

SOURCE THAT BACKS UP ROSENBERG'SLOGIC.

IT IS CORROBORATED BY ACOMPLETELY DIFFERENT BOOK

"DAMASCUS COUNTDOWN" BY JOELROSENBERG.

I MEAN, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

(LAUGHTER)AND HERE IS HIS PROOF THAT THE

SYRIAN CONFLICT MAY BRING ABOUTTHE END OF THE WORLD.

>> IN THE NOVEL "DAMASCUSCOUNTDOWN" IN WHICH I IMAGINE A

SCENARIO THAT THOSE PROPHECIESCOME TRUE IN OUR LIFETIME.

>> Stephen: YES, HE IMAGINES ASCENARIO.

(LAUGHTER)WHICH QUALIFIES HIM TO BE

INTERVIEWED BY AN IMAGINARYNEWSMAN.

(LAUGHTER)NOW, FOLKS --

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I BELIEVE THIS MEANS THAT IF WE

WANT TO SEE HOW THE WORLD ENDSALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FLIP TO THE

END OF HIS BOOK.

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

"SHE WONDERED WHAT LIFE LAYBEFORE THEM, WHAT WOULD COME

NEXT.

BUT INSTEAD OF ASKING QUESTIONS,SHE SIMPLY LAID HER HEAD ON

DAVID'S CHEST.

SHE LOOKED AT THE ENGAGEMENTRING ON HER FINGER AND SAID

RIGHT OUT LOUD "BLESS THE LORDOH MY SOUL."

(LAUGHTER)FOLKS, IF I'M INTERPRETING THE

BOOK OF ROSENBERG CORRECTLY --(LAUGHTER)

-- THE WORLD ENDS WITH AWEDDING!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)MAGICAL!

FOLKS, DON'T EVEN BOTHER WITHTHE GIFT RECE