Herman Cain Canes the Unemployed

Aired:  10/19/11 Views: 69,049

According to Herman Cain, the unemployed should be out in front of the White House blaming themselves for not having jobs. (0:00)

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

[AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN"]

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO "THE

REPORT."

THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

NATION, THERE WAS ANOTHER

REPUBLICAN DEBATE LAST NIGHT,

WHICH CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE

BECAUSE I WAS NOT AWARE THAT THE

PREVIOUS DEBATE HAD ENDED.

[LAUGHTER]

IT WAS FIRST DEBATE SINCE MY MAN

HERMAN CAIN BECAME THE

REPUBLICAN FRONT-RUNNER.

OF COURSE, MODERATOR AND ARCTIC

CLOUD SPRITE ANDERSON COOPER

WASTED NO TIME TRYING TO CATCH

CAIN WITH THE LIBERAL GOTCHA

TACTIC OF QUOTING SOMETHING CAIN

HAD SAID.

JIM.

>> HERMAN CAIN, I GOT TO ASK

YOU, YOU SAID "DON'T BLAME --

TWO WEEKS AGO YOU SAID, "DON'T

BLAME WALL STREET.

DON'T BLAME THE BIG BANKS.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB AND

YOU'RE NOT RICH, BLAME

YOURSELF."

DO YOU STILL SAY THAT?

>> YES, I DO STILL SAY THAT.

>> STEPHEN: YES, HE DOES.

AND THAT MESSAGE OF HOPE IS SURE

TO RALLY THE NATION'S UNEMPLOYED

TO HERMAN CAIN IF THEY WEREN'T

SO GODDAMN LAZY.

[LAUGHTER]

AND FROM THERE HERMAN CONTINUED

THE CAIN-ING.

>> I STILL STAND BY MY STATEMENT

AND HERE'S WHY: THEY MIGHT BE

FRUSTRATED WITH WALL STREET AND

THE BANKERS, BUT THEY'RE

DIRECTING THEIR ANGER AT THE

WRONG PLACE.

WALL STREET DIDN'T PUT IN FAILED

ECONOMIC POLICIES.

WALL STREET DIDN'T SPEND A

TRILLION DOLLARS THAT DIDN'T DO

ANY GOOD.

WALL STREET ISN'T GOING AROUND

THE COUNTRY TRYING TO SELL

ANOTHER $450 BILLION.

THEY OUGHT TO BE OVER IN FRONT

OF THE WHITE HOUSE TAKING OUT

THEIR FRUSTRATION.

SO I DO STAND BY THAT.

>> STEPHEN: YEAH, UNEMPLOYED,

YOU SHOULD BE OUT IN FRONT OF

THE WHITE HOUSE BLAMING YOURSELF

FOR NOT HAVING A JOB.

[LAUGHTER]

WALL STREET, MAY I REMIND YOU,

WALL STREET HAS NOT CRATERED OUR

ECONOMY IN LIKE TWO YEARS.

THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY.

AT THIS POINT WHO CAN EVEN

REMEMBER WHO TOOK WORTHLESS

SUB-PRIME MORTGAGES AND

KNOWINGLY BUNDLED THEM AS

MORTGAGE DERIVATIVES SO THEY

COULD BE SOLD, REBUNDLED AND

RESOLD TO PENSION FUNDS AND

BANKS AROUND THE WORLD UNTIL

THINGS INEVITABLY COLLAPSED,

ANNIHILATING $17 TRILLION,

NATIONAL ECONOMIES, CENTURIES

OLD FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND

THE LIFE SAVINGS OF UNTOLD

MILLIONS OF AMERICANS.

I CAN'T REMEMBER.

AND NEITHER CAN HERMAN CAIN.

SO SUCK IT UP, UNEMPLOYED.

IT IS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT THAT

YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE ARE ALL

THESE JOBS OBAMA KEEPS

PROMISING?

PEOPLE CAN'T FIND WORK, AND IT

IS ALL THE PRESIDENT'S FAULT.

SO STOP SCAPEGOATING WALL

STREET, WORKERS.

BECAUSE YOU'RE THE PROBLEM THAT

OBAMA CAUSED.

HIS WASTEFUL SPENDING AND

BAILOUTS ARE WHY THESE

UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE CAN'T PULL

YOURSELVES UP BY YOUR OWN

BOOTSTRAPS.

YOU WHINERS SHOULD SHUT UP AND

FIX YOUR PROBLEMS THAT OBAMA HAS

DONE NOTHING TO FIX.

BUT HERMAN CAIN WILL FIX THE

ECONOMY AND GET YOU A GOOD JOB

BECAUSE HERMAN CAIN KNOWS THE

BUCK STOPS WITH 999.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

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