Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate

  • Aired:  09/14/11
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If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (4:20)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, FOLKS.

NATION, IT'S NO SECRET.

IF YOU'RE WATCHING THE SHOW, YOU

KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN AN EARLY

SUPPORTER OF G.O.P. FRONT-RUNNER

RICK PERRY, SO, FOLKS, I WAS

CAUGHT OFF GUARD WHEN HIS FELLOW

REPUBLICANS TURNED ON HIM IN

MONDAY'S DEBATE.

>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, LET ME

SAY FOR RICK TO SAY THAT YOU

CAN'T SECURE THE BORDER I THINK

IS PRETTY MUCH A TREASONOUS

COMMENT.

>> I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND THE

GOVERNOR BECAUSE HE MIGHT RAISE

MY TAXES OR SOMETHING.

>> I THINK GOVERNOR PERRY WOULD

AGREE WITH ME THAT IF YOU'RE

DEALT FOUR ACE, THAT DOESN'T

MAKE YOU NECESSARILY A GREAT

POKER PLAYER.

>> Stephen: HE'S RIGHT.

WHAT MAKES YOU A GREAT POKER

PLAYER IS YOUR ABILITY TO BLUFF,

LIKE A MORMON TRYING TO CONVINCE

PEOPLE THAT HE HAS EVER PLAYED

POKER.

[LAUGHTER]

AND FOLKS, I WAS BLINDING SIDED,

BLIND SIDED WHEN SOMETHING WOLF

BLITZER SAID ACTUALLY INFORMED

ME.

JIM?

>> GOVERNOR PERRY, AS YOU WELL

KNOW, YOU SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE

ORDER REQUIRING LITTLE GIRLS, 11

AND 12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS TO GET A

VACCINE TO DEAL WITH A SEXUALLY

TRANSMITTED DISEASE THAT COULD

LEAD TO CERVICAL CANCER.

>> I'M A MOM, AND I'M A MOM OF

THREE CHILDREN.

AND TO HAVE INNOCENT LITTLE

12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS BE FORCED TO

HAVE A GOVERNMENT INJECTION

THROUGH AN EXECUTIVE ORDER IS

JUST FLAT OUT WRONG.

I'M OFFENDED FOR ALL THE LITTLE

GIRLS AND THE PARENTS THAT

DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.

>> Stephen: BACHMANN, OF

COURSE, ALWAYS STRONGLY

PRO-CHOICE, AS LONG AS THAT

CHOICE IS CERVICAL CANCER.

BESIDES, WE ALL KNOW, FOLKS, WE

ALL KNOW...

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

WE ALL KNOW WHAT GETTING THIS

VACCINATION IS GOING TO LEAD.

TO

>> SOME CONSERVATIVES THINK THAT

BY GIVING A YOUNG GIRL THIS

VACCINATION, IT ENCOURAGES HER

TO HAVE PREMARITAL SEX.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I HAVE FOUR DAUGHTERS.

AND IF I SAID TO MY DAUGHTER,

LOOK, YOU'RE GOING TO GET A

SHOT, THIS IS TO PREVENT YOU

FROM GETTING SICK FROM WHEN YOU

ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE, SHE'S SMART

GIRL.

I REALLY DON'T THINK SHE WOULD

TAKE THAT AS ME SAYING, SWEETIE,

GO AHEAD AND HAVE SEX.

>> YOU ARE LIVING IN A DREAM

WORLD, YOU WHORE FACTORY.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

FOLKS, I AM TELLING YOU, I AM

TELLING YOU, THE ONLY THING

KEEPING OUR KIDS FROM HUMPING AT

THE BUS STOP IS FEAR OF THE BIG

"C."

YOU LET THE GOVERNMENT MANDATE A

VACCINE THAT HELPS PREVENT ONE

FORM OF CERVICAL CANCER, AND YOU

MIGHT AS WELL LET THE U.N.'S

JACKBOOTED THUGS HOLD DOWN YOUR

LITTLE PRINCESS AND INJECT HER

WITH PHARMACEUTICAL GRADE SLUT

JUICE.

GIVING YOUR GIRL THIS VACCINE IS

ADMITTING THAT ONE DAY IN THE

FUTURE SHE MAY HAVE PREMARITAL

OR POST MARITAL SEX.

AND YOU'RE SAYING THAT'S FINE

WITH YOU.

WELL, I WILL NOT SAY THAT TO MY

CHILDREN.

HELL, I WILL NOT SAY THAT TO MY

GRANDCHILDREN.

I WILL SAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU

GOT HERE.

ASK YOUR PARENTS.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

[LAUGHTER]

AND FOLKS, AFTER THE DEBATE,

MICHELE BACHMANN RAISED AN EVEN

MORE DISTURBING ISSUE WITH THIS

VACCINE.

>> A WOMAN CAME UP CRYING TO ME

TONIGHT AFTER THE DEBATE.

SHE SAID HER DAUGHTER WAS GIVEN

THAT FACT SEEN.

SHE TOLD ME HER DAUGHTER

SUFFERED MENTAL RETARDATION AS A

RESULT OF THAT VACCINE.

THERE ARE VERY DANGEROUS

CONSEQUENCES.

>> Stephen: THAT IS DAMNING

NEWS FOR THIS VACCINE.

WE SHOULD GET A SECOND OPINION.

>> THE AMERICAN ACADEMY OF

PEDIATRICS, THE AMERICAN ACADEMY

OF FAMILY PHYSICIANS AND THE

C.D.C. ALL WEIGHED IN TODAY,

DISAGREEING WITH MICHELE

BACHMANN'S VIEWS.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

SO WHAT I'M HEARING HERE IS THAT

THERE IS A DISAGREEMENT IN THE

SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY ON THIS

ISSUE.

ON ONE SIDE YOU HAVE THE FULL

WEIGHT OF THE MEDICAL AND SIGN

SCIENTIFIC ESTABLISHMENT.

ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU HAVE

MICHELE BACHMANN CITING STUDIES

IN THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF

SOME LADY I JUST MET.

[LAUGHTER]

WELL, I SAY...

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

I SAY, IF THAT'S THE CASE, I SAY

WE TEACH THE CONTROVERSY: SHOULD

WE BE PREVENTING CERVICAL CANCER

OR NOT?

THAT WILL BE A TOUGH CALL FOR

PRESIDENT BACHMANN'S FIRST

APPOINTEE, SURGEON GENERAL GUY

BEHIND HER AT THE PETCO CHECKOUT

LINE.

WE'LL