Talking iPhone 4S

  • Aired:  10/18/11
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Stephen tries to talk his iPhone 4S into writing the show. (1:51)

( APPLAUSE )

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CROWD CHANTING "STEPHEN")

>> Stephen: SORRY, HOLD ON ONE

SECOND.

HOLD ON.

WRITE THE SHOW.

(LAUGHTER)

>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO

SEARCH?

>> Stephen: I DON'T WANT TO

SEARCH FOR ANYTHING.

I WANT TO WRITE THE SHOW.

>> SEARCHING THE WEB FOR "SEARCH

FOR ANYTHING I WANT TO WRITE THE

SHOW."

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: SORRY, FOLKS, I WAS

JUST TALKING TO MY NEW IPHONE

4S.

IT'S GOT VOICE RECOGNITION

TECHNOLOGY THAT ANSWERS ANY

QUESTION.

IT'S REALLY COOL AND I'VE BEEN

PLAYING WITH IT ALL DAY SO I

LOST TRACK OF TIME AND DON'T

HAVE ANYTHING FOR TONIGHT'S

SHOW.

(LAUGHTER)

HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

HOLD ON, COME ON.

COME ON, BABY.

COME ON.

WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT TONIGHT?

>> NO COMMENT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

THE CAMERAS ARE ON.

GIVE ME SOMETHING!

>> WHAT KIND OF STORES ARE YOU

LOOKING FOR?

CAMERA STORES OR CHURCHES?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: (BLEEP) YOU.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> I WISH THAT I COULD.

(LAUGHTER)

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