Anti-NSA Ruling & Edward Snowden's Asylum Bid

  • Aired:  12/17/13
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A federal judge declares that the NSA's phone surveillance program is probably unconstitutional, and Edward Snowden looks for a new place to take a leak. (3:07)

>> Stephen: WELCOME!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Audience: STEPHEN!

STEPHEN!

STEPHEN!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Stephen: THANK YOU, SO MUCH

FOR JOINING US, LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU, SO MUCH, LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW I, I, I, I KNOW THEFEELING.

[LAUGHING]>> Stephen: WE HERE JUST THREE

DAY AS WAY FROM OUR TWO WEEKWINTER BREAK TO CELEBRATE

CHRISTMAS.

IT'S MY FAVORITE TIME OF THEYEAR OTHER THAN OUR TWO WEEK

JULY BREAK TO CELEBRATECHRISTMAS.

OH FROSTEE THE DAIQUIRI MAKES MEGIGGLE AND THEN FIGHT.

I WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE THANTO CHUG THIS CAR ON OF EGGNOG

WHILE YOU WATCH "SANTA CLAUS 2".

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Stephen: THAT IS FOR THE SAKE

OF ARGUMENT NOT ALCOHOLIC.

UNFORTUNATELY, FOLKS, NEWSHAPPENS.

>> 6 MONTHS AFTER EDUARD SNOWDENREVEALED TO THE WORLD THE

FEDERAL JUDGE RULED THE NSAPROGRAM THAT SWEEPS UP AMERICAN

PHONE RECORDS IS LIKELYUNCONSTITUTIONAL.

>> Stephen: WAY TO GO.

THANKS TO YOU, THE TERRORISTKNOWS THAT NSA SPYING VIOLATES

THE CONSTITUTION.

BY THE WAY, WHO LEAKED THAT.

[LAUGHING]>> Stephen: I JUST HOPE THE

TERRORISTS DON'T FIND THETREASURE MAP ON THE BACK.

FOLKS, SNOWDEN'S REIGN OFINFORMATION IS ONLY GETTING

STARTED.

AFTER A FEW MONTHS ENJOYING THEUNLIMITED INTELLECTUAL FREEDOM

OF RUSSIA HE'S READY FOR A NEWPLACE TO TAKE A LEAK.

>> ERIC SNOWEDEN WROTE A OPENLETTER TO THE BRAZILIAN PEOPLE.

HE SAID HE WOULD BE WILLING TOHELP BRAZILIAN GOVERNMENT

INVESTIGATE U.S. SPYING ON THEIRSOIL BUT ONLY IF GRANTED

POLITICAL ASYLUM.

>> Stephen: YA.

YA, YA.

THIS FACE HERE.

THIS.

HOW CONVENIENT, ED.

JUST AS WINTER CLOSES IN ONMOSCOW YOU SUDDENLY HAVE

INFORMATION THAT CAN ONLY BELEAKED TO RIO DE JANEIRO.

BRAZIL, DO NOT GIVE THIS TRAITOR ASYLUM.

INSTEAD GIVE IT TO ME.

I HAVE TWO WEEKS OF ASYLUMCOMING UP.

I PROMISE TO ASSIST YOU ININVESTIGATING NSA SURVEILLANCE

IF YOU GRANT ME REFUGE AT THEHOTEL NANNAI AT PERNAMBUCO.

DID YOU KNOW THE NSA MAY OFHIDDEN

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