Alpha Dog of the Week - Scott DesJarlais

  • Aired:  10/17/12
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Republican Congressman Scott DesJarlais stands adamantly against abortion except when it endangers the political life of the father. (2:59)

>> WE ARE BACK, THANK YOU FOLKS, THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.

I HAVE SAID IT MANY TIMES ON THIS SHOW, ANY DOG CAN FATHER A LITER, BUT ONLY ALPHA DOG WILL DENY IT PUPPY SUPPORT.

IT IS TIME FOR MY ALPHA DOG OF THE WEEK.

THIS WEEK ALPHA DOG TENNESSEE CONGRESSMAN SCOTT DESJARLAIS.

THIS REPUBLICAN ROTTWEILER IS A STAUNCH FAMILY VALUES CULTURE WARRIOR WHOSE WEB SITE SAYS ALL LIFE SHOULD BE CHERISHED AND

PROTECTED AND RECENTLY DESCRIBED HIMSELF AS A CONSISTENT SUPPORTER OF PRO-LIFE VALUES.

NOW I HAVE BEEN VERY CLEAR ON WHERE I STAND ON THIS DIVISIVE ISSUE.

AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME SHOULD BE FAILED INTO A COFFIN FULL OF SPIKES.

>> WELL, DESJARLAIS RECENTLY PROVED HIS FLEXIBILITY BY LIFTING HIS LEG AND PEEING ON HIS OWN POSITION.

>> A PRO-LIFE TENNESSEE CONGRESSMAN CAUGHT ON TAPE, REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE AND PHYSICIAN SCOTT DESJARLAIS HAD A

RELATIONSHIP WITH A PATIENT AND SHE BECAME PREGNANT.

>> Colbert: SHOCKING.

A CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN WAS CAUGHT HAVING AN ILLICIT AFFAIR AND IT WASN'T WITH A MAN! WOOHOO! BUT FOLKS

THIS AFFAIR IS NOT NOW DESJARLAIS SHOWED HE HAS THE SWING SACK TO LEAD THE ALPHA PACK.

REPRESENTATIVE SCOTT DESJARLAIS DOESN'T DISPUTE A TRANSCRIPT OF A RECORDED PHONE CONVERSATION IN WHICH HE BEARS TO URGE THE WOMAN

TO TERMINATE THE PREGNANCY.

DURING THE CONVERSATION, DESJARLAIS AND THE WOMAN BICKERED BACK AND FORTH ABOUT HER GETTING AN ABORTION WITH

DESJARLAIS AT ONE POINT TELLING THE WOMAN, QUOTE, YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD HAVE AN ABORTION.

NOW --

>> Colbert: BEFORE YOU JUDGE, BEFORE YOU JUDGE I SAID DESJARLAIS'S ACTIONS ARE ABSOLUTELY CONSISTENT WITH HIS BELIEFS.

HE IS STILL ADAMANTLY AGAINST ABORTION EXCEPT WHEN IT ENDANGERS THE POLITICAL LIFE OF THE FATHER, BUT, FOLKS THAT

STILL IS NOT LIKE DESJARLAIS IS MY ALPHA DOG, NO HE IS MY ALPHA DOG BECAUSE HE REPORTEDLY MADE THE TAPE OF THE PHONE

CONVERSATION HIMSELF TO PLAY FOR HIS WIFE, BECAUSE HE APPARENTLY THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP REPAIR THE MARRIAGE.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN ALPHA BALLSIER IS IF HE TOOK HIS WIFE TO A ROMANTIC SEASIDE

COTTAGE AND TOLD HER, HONEY, GUESS WHO I AM NO LONGER BONING ON THIS BED? BUT FOR SOME REASON, HIS WIFE STILL DIVORCED HIM.

BUT, LADIES, HE IS AVAILABLE! WELL, TECHNICALLY HE IS REMARRIED, BUT THAT HAS NEVER STOPPED HIM BEFORE! SO,

CONGRESSMAN DESJARLAIS, FOR GROWLING AT ABORTION AND THEN BEGGING FOR IT, YOU, SIR, ARE MY ALPHA DOG OF THE WEEK.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

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