Sign Off - Fifth Anniversary Portrait

  • Aired:  10/25/10
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Stephen's new portrait commemorates his speedskating team victory and Grammy Award. (1:14)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

NATION, TRADITIONALLY THE FIFTH

ANNIVERSARY IS THE WOOD

ANNIVERSARY.

SO I'VE BEEN SUPPORTING SOME THE

ENTIRE SHOW.

( LAUGHTER )

AND AS ALWAYS, I'VE COMMISSIONED

ANOTHER PORTRAIT TO CAPTURE THE

SPIRIT OF THE PAST YEAR.

WELL, THE PAST 12 MONTHS I

TRAVELED TO VANCOUVER, WHERE I

WATCHED THE GREATEST ATHLETES IN

THE WORLD GET THEIR GREATEST

ASSES HANDED TO THEM BY MY SPEED

SKATING TEAM.

AND I WAS AWARDED A GRAMMY THIS

PAST YEAR FOR MY CHRISTMAS

SPECIAL.

NOW I'M JUST A TONY AND OSCAR

AWAY FROM A FREE LARGE SUBAT ANY

PARTICIPATING QUIZ KNOWS.

SO TO COMMEMORATE THE LAST YEAR,

HERE'S THE MOMENT I'VE ALL BEEN

WAITING FOR.

JIMMY, DRUM ROLL PLEASE.

[DRUM ROLL]

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

IT'S LIKE A MAGNIFICENT

PAINT-BY-NUMBERS WHERE EVERY

NUMBER IS NUMBER ONE.

THANKS, EVERYBODY.

AND GOOD NIGHT.

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