Success for Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"

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Stephen's book and nativity scene accessory, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't," tops Bill O'Reilly's book on Amazon. (2:46)

[EAGLE CAW]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> STEPHEN: WELCOME TO THE REPORT.

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[CROWD CHANTING SEE IT FEN'S NAME] THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

IN RETURN I WANT TO WISH ALL OF YOU A MERRY CHRIST-CHRISTMAS.

I SAY IT THAT WAY, SO IF THE ATHEISTS TRY TO TAKE THE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS, THERE'S STILL

ONE LEFT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND AS YOU CAN SEE, MY SET IS FULLY DECKED FOR THE SEASON.

I'VE GOT MY HISTORICALLY-ACCURATE NATIVITY SCENE FEATURING MARY, JOSEPH, FROSTY, AND THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I DIDN'T INCLUDE OPTIMUS PRIME BECAUSE HE DOES NOT APPEAR IN THE KING JAMES VERSION.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND INSTEAD OF THE BABY JESUS IN THE CRADLE, I HAVE MY BOOK: "AMERICAN AGAIN: REBECOMING THE

GREATNESS WE NEVER WEREN'T."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

FOLKS, I WANT YOU TO KNOW -- UNLIKE JESUS, WITH MY BOOK, YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT A THOUSAND

YEARS FOR THE SECOND EDITION.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SPEAKING OF BOOKS.

PAPA BEAR BILL O'REILLY HAS BEEN DOMINATING THE BESTSELLER LISTS WITH HIS HUGE HITS.

I WAS HAPPY UNTIL THIS.

>> YOU'VE GOT "KILLING KENNEDY," "KILLING LINCOLN." WHAT'S THE NEXT ONE?

>> "KILLING COLBERT." WELL, I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO LAUNCH "OPERATION KILLING

KILLING KENNEDY" TO KNOCK O'REILLY'S BOOK FROM THE TOP SPOT.

AND NATION, YOU DID IT.

YESTERDAY "AMERICA AGAIN" HIT NUMBER ONE ON AMAZON!

WOOOOOOOOO!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

LITERALLY -- LITERALLY READ IT AND WEEP, BILL!

THIS IS HUGE.

"KILLING KENNEDY" HAS BEEN ON THE AMAZON CHARTS FOR TEN WEEKS!

NINE WEEKS LONGER THAN IT TOOK HIM TO WRITE IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

NOT ONLY DID "AMERICA AGAIN" BEAT OUT "KILLING KENNEDY," IT ALSO BEAT OUT THE KINKY,

PSYCHOSEXUAL NOVEL "FIFTY SHADES OF GREY" DUE, I'M SURE, TO MY BOOK'S GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF DEPRAVED

SADOMASOCHISTIC SEX.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ONCE AGAIN, MY APOLOGIES TO DORIS KEARNS GOODWIN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AS FOR PAPA BEAR, I HAVE SO CRUSHED MY HERO, I LOOK FORWARD TO HIS NEXT BOOK "KILLING A

FIFTH OF BOURBON IN A PUDDLE OF

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