Rick Santorum's Senior Pandering

  • Aired:  01/24/12
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During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen. (3:48)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AREN'T YOU NICE!

NATION, FOLKS, ANYBODY WHO

WATCHES THIS SHOW EVERY NIGHT

KNOWS THAT I AM A HUGE FAN OF

REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL

CANDIDATE AND 217th TRIMESTER

FETUS RICK SANTORUM.

TO ME, THE NAME SANTORUM IS

SYNONYMOUS WITH LEADERSHIP.

AND NOTHING ELSE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT OF COURSE THE LEFT IS ALWAYS

LOOKING TO STICK A KNIFE IN THIS

GOOD MAN.

CRITICISM HE IS NOW GETTING

BECAUSE AT A FLORIDA TOWN HALL

ON MONDAY HE DID NOT CORRECT

THIS PERSON IN THE CROWD.

>> I NEVER REFER TO OWE BALM WHY

AS PRESIDENT OBAMA BECAUSE

LEGALLY HE IS NOT.

AND HE IS AN AVOWED MUSLIM.

[ APPLAUSE ]

AND HE HAS NO LEGAL RIGHT TO BE

CALLING HIMSELF PRESIDENT.

>> STEPHEN: NOW, RICK COULD

HAVE -- I AGREE -- I AGREE

GOOOOOB JOB RICK.

HE COFFIN FORD HIM THAT OBAMA IS

NOT AN VOWED MUSLIM.

S A SECRET MUSLIM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT TODAY ON MORNING JOE WITH

JOE MORNING RICK EXPLAINS --

[ LAUGHTER ]

-- THAT HE HAD A GOOD EXCUSE FOR

NOT CORRECTING HER.

>> THIS WAS AN ELDERLY THERE

THERE LEANING ON A CANE, QUITE

WOBBLY.

I'M NOT GOING TO SIT THERE AND

SLAM ON OLDER LADY BECAUSE SHE

HAS SOME WAY OUT, BIZARRE

BELIEFS.

>> STEPHEN: BRAVO YOU CANNOT

CORRECT AN OLD PERSON EVERY TIME

THEY SAY SOMETHING OFFENSIVE.

YOU WOULD NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH

THANKSGIVING DINNER.

AS IT IS NOW NANA GRABS HER

PURSE EVERY TIME SOMEONE OFFERS

HER DARK MEAT.

GOOD FOR YOU RICK SANTORUM FOR

RESPECTING THE ELDERLY'S RIGHT

TO SPOUT HATEFUL NONSENSE.

>> HE NEEDED SO SAY SOMETHING.

>> Stephen: I'M IN THE MIDDLE

OF MY SHOW BUT INS SENSE ELDERLY

YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT.

>> I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT RICK

SANTORUM RUNNING A WHITE SLAVERY

RING.

>> STEPHEN: WELL --

>> IT'S PROOF.

HE STEALS BLONDE HAIRED BLUE

EYED HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS

FROM THE CHANGING ROOM AND SELLS

THEM LIKE MEAT ON STREETS OF

BANGKOK.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> STEPHEN: OKAY.

UM, ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

>> RICK SANTORUM THREW BABY

JESSICA DOWN THE WELL.

HE WAS MAKING BABY SOUP.

>> STEPHEN: FAIR ENOUGH.

THANK YOU, MA'AM.

>> IN COLLEGE RICK SANTORUM GAVE

A SAUSAGE A REACH AROUND.

>> STEPHEN: I WOULD SAY

SOMETHING BUT SHE'S GOT A CANE,

FOLKS.

LOOK AT HER.

>> HE HAD SOME GOOD IDEAS.

>> STEPHEN: CANE OR NO CANE I

HAVE TO CORRECT THAT.

SHE HAS TWO CANES.

I GUESS I HAVE TO LET THAT

STAND.

>> YOU --

>> STEPHEN: YOU SHUT YOUR

DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH.

SECURITY I WANT HER IN A DARK

ROOM AND I WANT YOU TO BEAT HER

WITH A SACK OF GRAPEFRUITS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU WE

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