Intro - 9/25/12

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The polls disfavor Mitt Romney, the NFL combats outrage, and Claressa Shields is the first female boxer to nab Olympic gold. (0:41)

>> Stephen: TONIGHT, THE POLLS ARE NOT FAVORING MITT ROMNEY.

GREAT, FIRST THE BRITISH, NOW HE'S IN TROUBLE WITH POLISH PEOPLE.

(LAUGHTER) THEN, OUTRAGE IN THE N.F.L.

THOUGH AFTER A FEW MORE CONCUSSIONS WHO WILL REMEMBER?

(LAUGHTER) AND MY GUEST, CLARESSA SHIELDS, IS THE FIRST WOMAN TO WIN GOLD IN OLYMPIC BOXING.

I WILL FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY AND ASK QUESTIONS ALSO LIKE A BUTTERFLY.

(LAUGHTER) I HAVE GOTTEN A IPHONE 5!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND APPLE MAPS SAYS I'M IN NORWAY!

THIS IS "THE COLBERT REPORT."