Sexy Costume Discrimination

  • Aired:  10/31/11
  •  | Views: 47,019

How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too. (2:15)

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COMEDY CENTRAL

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SNUP WELCOME TO THE "REPORT,"

EVERYBODY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CROWD CHANTING "STEPHEN")

>> GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US,

AMERICA!

OR SHOULD I SAY GHOUL TO HAVE

YOU WITH US ASCAREICA!

NATION, I LOVE... THANK YOU.

NATION, I LOVE HALLOWEEN.

EVERY YEAR I SIT ON MY PORCH

WITH A BIG BOWL OF CANDY AND A

RAKE AND I TELL THE KIDS IF THEY

WANT A TREAT THEY HAVE TO WORK

FOR IT.

NO FREE RIDES, A RAPUNZEL.

OH, AND CUT YOUR HAIR, HIPPY.

(LAUGHTER)

FOLKS, EVERY YEAR I AM APPALLED

BY THE LATEST DEBASING COSTUMES

FOR WOMEN.

LIKE SEXY PIRATE, SEXY BUNNY OR

SEXY KETCHUP.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, IT'S OKAY TO SELL THIS BUT

WHEN I HOLD HER UPSIDE DOWN AND

WHACK HER ON THE BOTTOM I'M THE

ONE WHO GETS TASED!

COME ON!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

COSTUME MAKERS, HOW DARE YOU

SINGLE OUT WOMEN FOR THIS KIND

OF OBJECTIFICATION.

ESPECIALLY WHEN WE GUYS WOULD

LOVE TO GET SLUTTY.

COME ON!

WHAT AM I HITTING THE GYM FOR IF

MY FRANKEN SOMETIME COSTUME ONLY

SHOWS OFF MY BOLTS AND NOT MY

NUTS.

I SAY IT'S HIGH TIME TO CLOSE

THIS OBJECTIFICATION GAP.

SO NEXT YEAR I WANT TO SEE

SKANKY HAZMAT WORKERS, KINKY

TAXIDERMISTS, RANDY CHEWBACCA...

(LAUGHTER)

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,

NAUGHTY PUNDIT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALSO AVAILABLE IN THE GEORGE

WILL.