John Mellencamp, Stephen King & T Bone Burnett - Pt. 2

  • Aired:  06/06/13
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Out of Stephen King, John Mellencamp and T Bone Burnett, T Bone is the only person with social skills. (2:58)

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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

WE ARE HERE TALKING ABOUT

STEPHEN KING AND T BONE TURNETT,

AND JOHN MELLENCAMP.

THEY HAVE A NEW MUSICAL CALLED

"GHOST BROTHERS OF DARKLAND

COUNTY."

IT IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW AS A

BOOK, A CD, A STAGE PLAY, A

TOUR, AN ENHANCED E-BOOK.

ALSO A SERIES OF WIEK MOWAVE

ABLE ENTREES, I THINK.

YOU HAVE GHOST STORY.

YOU HAVE MURDER.

YOU'VE GOT DEATH.

YOU'VE GOT LOVE LOST.

YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE WITH THEIR

HEAD EATEN.

ARE THESE UPBEAT, SUMMERTIME FUN

SONGS?

AM I GOING TO SEE THESE SONGS ON

"GLEE" IN A YEAR?

>> ACTUALLY, YOU MIGHT.

>> Stephen: YOU MIGHT,

REALLY?

>> ONE OF THE THINGS STEVE AND I

DISCUSSED WHEN WE FIRST STARTED

IS THAT THE SONGS ARE NOT MEANT

TO MOVE THE STORY FORWARD.

YOU KNOW, LIKE "JESUS CHRIST

SUPERSTAR."

AND WE DIDN'T WANT ANY

DANCING,UN.

NO DANGS IN THE SHOW.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

NO STORY, NO DANCING.

GO ON.

YOU'VE GOT ME.

>> THERE'S A LITTLE DANCING.

A LITTLE SHOW.

>> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT

SOME OF THE PEOPLE YOU GOT HERE.

YOU CAN NEKO CASE, ELVIS

COSTELLO.

YOU'VE GOT KRIS KRISTOFFERSON,

SHERYL CROW.

YOU'VE GOT-- WHO DOES ELVIS

PLAY?

>> THE DEVIL.

>> Stephen: HE PLAYS THE

DEVIL.

WHY?

BECAUSE HE HAS AN ENGLISH

ACCENT?

IS THAT WHY?

HE'S A COMPLETELY BELIEVABLE

DEVIL.

>> HE KNOWS HOW TO GO FOR THAT.

>> Stephen: DISPU HAVE SPOKEN

DIALOGUE.

SOME OF THE DIALOGUE IS SPOANG

BY MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: PLEASE TELL ME HE

RECORDED IT WITHOUT A SHIRT ON.

( LAUGHTER )

I'LL HEAR THE SHIRT.

I'LL HEARTSHIRT.

IF YOU LIED, I'LL HEAR THE SHIRT

F I LISTEN TO IT.I

>> TOTALLY NUDE.

>> Stephen: PLAYING THE

BONGOZE.

>> MANDATORY.

>> Stephen: I HAVE A BONE TO

PICK WITH YOUR PROCESS.

WHY COLLABORATE?

BECAUSE WHEN YOU COLLABORATE YOU

HAVE TO SHARE CREDIT.

( LAUGHTER )

I DON'T COLLABORATE HERE.

I JUST EYE DO EVERYTHING ON THE

SHOW.

I JUST-- I ELABORATE.

>> YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING FUNNY

--

>> Stephen: I DON'T.

>> BUT THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER

IS THAT I DON'T COLLABORATE

WELL.

I DON'T PLAY WELL WITH THE OTHER

KIDS.

>> Stephen: I WAS WONDERING

WHY YOU HAVE A BLACK EYE.

( LAUGHTER )

>> STEVE DOESN'T-- HE SITS IN A

ROOM AND TYPES.

AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT HAS ANY

SOCIAL SKILLS AT ALL IS T BONE.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

AND HE NEVER TAKES HIS SUN GLASS

OFF.

WELL, JOHN, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

STEPHEN, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

T BONE, PLEASURE TO HAVE MET

YOU.

THANKS FOR COMING.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "GHOST

BROTHERS OF DARKLAND COUNTY,"

AVAILABLE ON A CD.

IT'S AVAILABLE AS AN E-BOOK.

GO GET IT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

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