Stephen's Re-Inauguration

  • Aired:  01/21/13
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Stephen pledges to defend the Constitution and ensure that Barack Obama is a one two-term president. (1:31)

STILL A PRETTY GOOD DAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WELL NATION, I WILL NOT SIT IDLY BY WHILE OBAMA RUBS OUR NOSES IN THE WILL OF THE ELECTORATE.

SO TONIGHT, I AM RE-INAUGURATING MYSELF AS COMMANDER-IN-OPPOSING-THE-CHIEF FOR AN HISTORIC SECOND TERM.

BOYS, ROLL OUT THE BIBLES!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ ♪ BRIEF HISTORICAL NOTE: THESE BIBLES ONCE BELONGED TO LINCOLN NEBRASKA'S RED ROOF INN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, HERE WE GO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I, THE REVEREND SIR DR. STEPHEN T. MOS DEF COLBERT, D.F.A, HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE

WORLD, DO SOLEMNLY AFFIRM THAT I WILL FAITHFULLY REJECT THIS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

AND WILL, TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE, PRESERVE, PROTECT, AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION, AND

ENSURE HE'S A ONE TWO-TERM PRESIDENT.

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, SO HELP ME GOD, PLAY BALL, THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN, BA BA BA BA-DA! I'M LOVIN' IT!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WE'LL BE RIG