Hollywood Heroes - Matt Damon

  • Aired:  08/08/13
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Matt Damon happens upon Stephen in the break room and chats about his futuristic film, "Elysium." (5:11)

SO I GOT TO SAY W THAT IN

MIND COY SURE GO FOR SOME

SODA POP.

I WILL BE RIGHT BACK, FOLKS.

EXCUSE ME, RIGHT BACK, RIGHT

BACK.

HELP, HELP, SOMEBODY FAMOUS.

>> DON'T WORRY, BOSS, I'LL

GET YOU OUT.

>> JAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

YOU'RE NOT A CELEBRITY.

>> IN WORLD OF WAR CRAFT I'M

A LEVEL 80 --

>> GO AWAY.

>> HELP.

>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN COLBERT?

>> MATT DAMON, THANK GOD

YOU'RE HERE.

>> WELL, JUST WALKING BY

WHAT HAPPEN TOUD, BUDDY, YOU

OKAY.

>> YOU MEAN OTHER THAN THE

VENDING MACHINE?

>> NO, NO, I MEAN THE

VENDING MACHINE.

>> THEN NO, I'M NOT OKAY.

>> HANG ON, I'M GOING TO GET

YOU OUT.

>> THIS IS SO GREAT.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTSED TO BE

SAVED BY A BIG STAR.

>> WOW, SOMEBODY CALL 911.

>> YOU ARE BIG, RIGHT?

>> YEAH, HOWEVER HOLLYWOOD'S

MEASURING THAT THIS WEEK.

>> WELL, IT'S USUALLY BASED

ON BOX OFFICE REVENUE, SO

WHAT WAS YOUR LATEST MOVIE.

>> PROMISELAND.

>> OH, THE FRACKING MOVIE.

YEAH, I LIKE-- I-- I HEARD

GOOD THINGS.

>> I'M PROUD OF IT I COWROTE

IT.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> SO WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS

DID IT DO.

>> YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STOP

TALK.

YOU'RE LOSSING A LOT OF

BLOOD, PAL.

>> THAT BAD, HUH?

>> HEY, LISTEN, IT WAS A

LABOR OF LOVE, ALL RIGHT.

IT'S NOT LIKE ONE OF THE

BOURNE MOVIES.

>> WOW, AND THOSE BOURNE

FILMS WERE A FEW YEARS AGO

NOW.

WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING

LATELY?

>> I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT

HBO IS BEHIND THE CANDLEABRA

WITH MICHAEL DOUGLAS

RECEIVED 15 EMMY NOMINATIONS.

INCLUDING FOR ME.

>> BUT THAT'S TV.

>> IT'S NOT TV, IT'S HBO.

>> MATT, IT'S TV.

>> I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU

KNOW, WIDE RELEASE, MAJOR

MARKETS, CGI, YOU KNOW,

QUALITY KILL, MOVIE.

>> OKAY, OKAY.

I DIDN'T COME HERE TO DO

THIS.

BUT-- I DO HAVE A MOVIE

COMING OUT THIS WEEKEND,

ACTUALLY.

BIG SUMMER MOVIE CALLED

ALYSIUM.

>> OH, I SAW THAT TRAILER.

THAT'S A MOVIE NOW.

>> YEAH, DIRECTED BY THE

SAME GUY THAT DID DISTRICT 9,

NEIL BLO M.C. AM.

>> OH, I LOVE DISTRICT 9.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

>> BASICALLY A MOVIE SET IN

THE FUTURE.

ABOUT A, YOU KNOW, EARTH HAS

BECOME A THIRD WORLD PLANET

AND ALL OF THE RICH PEOPLE

HAVE MOVED OFF ON TO THIS

ORBITAL HAB I AT THAT TIME

CALLED ALYSIUM AND WE'RE ALL

TRYING TO GET UP THERE WINCE

THINK WE HAVE A CLIP.

DO WE NEED TO SET THIS UP.

>> NO, NO, JUST ROLL IT.

>> ROLL IT, JIMMY.

>> HELLO?

>> BEFORE WE START I JUST

WOULD LIKE TO --

>> PENAL CODE 2219, 34 B.

>> YES, EXACTLY WHAT I

WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

I BELIEVE THERE'S BEEN A

MISUNDERSTANDING.

>> EXTENSION OF PAROLE BY

FURTHER 8 MONTHS.

>> NO, THOSE, I REQUEST

EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED.

I JUST MADE A JOKE.

AND YOU KNOW --

>> STOP TALKING.

>> ELEVATION AND HEART RATE

DETECT.

WOULD YOU LIKE A PILL.

>> NO.

>> THANK YOU.

>> WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO

DO --

>> STOP TALKING,

PERSONALITY-- ADJUSTS 78.3%

TRANSOF-- CHANCE OF

REGRESSION TO OLD PATTERN,

GRAND THEFT AUTO, A WITH A

DEADLY REP, RESISTING

ARREST.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK TO A

HUMAN.

>> NO, I AM OKAY, THANK YOU.

>> ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC

OR ABUSIVE.

>> NEGATIVE.

>> QHEERS PLAUS.

>> KIND OF DARK FOR ME BUT

FROM WHAT I COULD SEE LOOKED

REALLY GOOD.

>> THANKS.

ANY FUNNY STORIES FROM THE

SET?

>> WELL, YEAH, ACTUALLY WE

SHOT IN THE WORLD'S SECOND

LARGEST GARBAGE DUMP SO WE

ACTUALLY HAD ONE LOCATION

THAT WE NICK NAMED POO

RIVER.

YOU CAN PROBABLY FIGURE OUT

WHY.

HEY, STEPHEN?

HEY --

>> WHAT'S JODI FOSTER LIKE.

>> SHE'S JUST AWESOME.

SUCH A PROMPT I'VE BEEN

WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE TO

WORK WITH HER, IT WAS PRETTY

EXCITING.

>> WELL, MATT, THE MOVIE

LOOKS GREAT, OPENING AUGUST

9th.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GO SEE IT AS

SOON AS YOU GET THIS VENDING

MACHINE OFF MY INTERNAL

ORGANS.

>> OH, YEAH, SORRY.

I'M SORRY, THAT'S RUDE.

HOLD ON I WILL TAKE OFF.

I GOT TO-- HELLO, YUP, NO,

IT'S ME --

>> I GOT --

>> WAIT WHAT?

I'M ON MY WAY.

I REALLY HAVE TO GO, JIMMY

KIMMEL GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN

A MAYONNAISE JAR.

I GOT TO GO HELP HIM OUT.

I'M COMING, JIMMY.

>> MATT, MATT DAMON!

SOMEBODY CALL CLOONEY.

SOMEBODY CALL BRAD PITT,

TELL THEM I'M FRIENDS WITH

MATT DAMON NOW.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)