Intro - 3/31/14

  • Aired:  03/31/14
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"Law & Order" actor B.D. Wong helps Stephen recover from a nightmarish weekend. (1:58)

>> STEPHEN COLBERT IS FACINGSERIOUS BACKLASH THIS MORNING

AFTER A TWEET SENT BY THE SHOWFROM THE @COLBERTREPORT ACCOUNT.

>> PEOPLE ARE CALLING FOR THESTEPHEN COLBERT SHOW TO BE

CANCELED...

CANCELED!

(AUDIENCE SIGHS)(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)>> AHHH!

DON'T WORRY, STEPHEN.

YOU WERE JUST HAVING A NIGHTMARE.

>> Stephen: WHAT'S HAPPENING?

RECENT STRESSFUL EVENTS INYOUR LIFE CAUSED AN EMOTIONAL

IMPLOSION, COMBINED WITH YOURNARCISSISTIC PERSECUTION COMPLEX

MANIFESTED THEMSELVES IN LOSSAND DESTRUCTION.

>> Stephen: I KNOW THAT STUFF.

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

>> YOU'RE STILL DREAMING,STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: AND I'M DREAMINGABOUT B.D. WONG BECAUSE --

>> YOU FELL ASLEEP WATCHING LAWAND ORDER, SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT.

>> Stephen: THANKS FORSTOPPING BY.

>> MY PLEASURE, STEPHEN.

(LAUGHTER)>> Stephen: SO...

COULD YOU LEAVE?

>> I CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL YOU WAKEUP.

>> Stephen: OH.

AND B.D. WONG HAS SOME SHITTO DO.

>> Stephen: OH, YEAH, OFCOURSE.

SURE.

BYE!

THIS IS STILL THE COLBERTREPORT!

>> HI.

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