Rick Santorum's Energy War Alarm

  • Aired:  02/20/12
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Rick Santorum calls on humans to husband the earth's resources before fracking her good all night long. (4:42)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

NATION.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: FOLKS, AS I WAS

SAYING DURING THE COMMERCIAL

BREAK, RICK SANTORUM IS THE

NEW FRONT-RUNNER FOR THE

REPUBLICAN NOMINATION.

LEADING ROMNEY IN THE LATEST

NATIONAL POLL BY 10%.

I WOULD SAY THAT HE'S COME

FROM BEHIND BUT SANTORUM IS

MORALLY OPPOSED TO COMING

FROM BEHIND.

(LAUGHTER)

NOW FOLKS WE NEED A

COMMANDER IN CHIEF WHO KNOWS

THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS GREAT

COUNTRY.

THAT-- WITH SOMETHING ALL

THE TIME.

AND NOBODY SOUNDS THE WAFER

ALARM FOR MORE REASONS THAN

RICK SANTORUM.

CASE IN POINT.

THIS D-DAY LANDING ON

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S HEAD.

>> THE PRESIDENT

SYSTEMICALLY, IS DOING

EVERYTHING HE CAN TO RAISE

THE PRICE OF ENERGY IN THIS

COUNTRY.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> HE'S SHUTTING DOWN ALL

SORTS OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR

US TO DRILL FOR OIL.

THIS IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT'S

AGENDA, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.

IT'S NOT BUT.

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR QUALITY

OF LIFE.

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR JOB.

IT'S ABOUT SOME PHONEY IDEAL,

SOME PHONEY THEOLOGY, NO,

NOT A THEOLOGY BASED ON THE

BIBLE, A DIFFERENT THEOLOGY.

>> Stephen: YES, I AGREE

WITH THAT ONE MAN CLAPPING.

YES.

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S ENERGY

POLICY IS BASED ON A PHONEY

THEOLOGY.

PRESIDENT SANTORUM'S ENERGY

POLICY WOULD BE BASED ON THE

BIBLE.

YOU WANT AN ALTERNATIVE

FUEL?

HOW ABOUT A BURNING BUSH.

BURNS FOREVER, NEVER USES UP

THE WOOD.

NEXT.

NOW SANTORUM HAS TAKEN SOME

HEAT OVER THESE COMMENTS.

HEAT THAT IS NOT DUE TO

GLOBAL WAMING BUT YESTERDAY

RICK WENT ON CBS'S FACE THE

SHIVER TO SET THE RECORD

SCHIFF.

>> SO I HAVE TO ASK YOU WHAT

IN THE WORLD WERE YOU

TALKING ABOUT, SIR.

>> WELL, I WAS TALKING ABOUT

THE RADICAL ENVIRONMENTALIST

THAT IS WHAT I WAS TALKING

ABOUT ENERGY.

THIS IDEA THAT MAN IS HERE

TO SERVE THE EARTH AS

OPPOSED TO HUSBAND ITS

RESOURCE -- RESOURCES AND BE

GOOD STEWARTS OF 9 EARTH.

>> Stephen: YES, GOOD

STEWARTS.

SANTORUM IS TO THE CALLING

FOR WANTON DRILLING.

HE SAYS WE MUST HUSBAND

EARTH'S RESOURCE.

THAT MEANS AS GOOD

CHRISTIANS BEFORE DRILLING,

WE MUST MARY MOTHER EARTH.

THEN WE WILL BE EARTH'S

HUSBAND, ON TOP AS GOD

INTENDED.

RACKING HER GOOD ALL NIGHT

LONG.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: UNTIL SHE CAN'T

EVEN STAND STRAIGHT.

(APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: BUT FOLKS, THE

ENVIRONMENTALISTS AREN'T THE

ONLY WAR WE'RE FIGHTING OT

THERE.

RICK HAS KNOWN SINCE 2008

THAT THERE IS A BIGGER

CONFLICT COMING.

THAT IS WHY HE SAID THIS AT

AVE MARIA UNIVERSITY.

>> THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL

WAR AT ALL.

NOT A CULTURAL WAR AT ALL.

THIS IS A SPIRITUAL WAR.

AND THE FATHER OF LIES HAS

HIS SIGHTS ON WHAT YOU WOULD

THINK THE FATHER OF LIES

SATAN WOULD HAVE HIS SIGHTS

ON.

A GOOD, DECENT, POWERFUL,

INFLUENTIAL COUNTRY.

THE UNITED STATES OF

AMERICA.

IF YOU WERE SATAN, WHO WOULD

YOU ATTACK IN THIS DAY AND

AGE.

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE TO GO

AFTER.

OTHER THAN THE UNITED

STATES.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT,

FOLKS.

THE ONLY ONE SATAN IS

ATTACKING IS US.

GOD'S FAVORITE COUNTRY.

ALL THE BAD STUFF HAPPENING

IN THE OTHER PARTS OF THE

WORLD, STARVATION, GENOCIDE,

SLAVERY, THAT'S NOT SATAN.

SO IT MUST BE GOD WORKING IN

MYSTERIOUS WAYS THAT WE MUST

NOT QUESTION.

BUT RAISING THE U.S.

MARGINAL TAX RATE ON THE TOP

1%, FOLKS, THAT IS WHY THE

CERTIFICATE PENT GOT INTO

THIS GAME.

SATAN LOVES BIG GOVERNMENT.

I MEAN WHAT WAS THE APPLE

BUT THE ORIGINAL FOOD STAMP.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: RICK KNOWS, RICK

KNOWS THAT THE FATHER OF

LIES IS COMING FOR US IN ALL

HIS FORMS.

LOSE FERR,

BEELZEBUBUMEPHISTOPHILE, OLD

RICK, OL DONE B BAMA, THAT

IS WHY IF RICK IS PRESIDENT

HE WILL DO WHAT NO OTHER

PRESIDENT HAS HAD THE

COURAGE TO DO, DECLARE WAR

ON HELL.

IT'S SIMPLE.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TAKE

OUR NUCLEAR MISSILE --

MISSILES OUT OF THEIR SILOS

AND PUT THEM BACK IN UPSIDE

DOWN.

RICK IS THE ONLY WHO SEES

THIS.

I FIND IT PRETTY SUSPICIOUS

THAT OBAMA DOES NOT HAVE THE

CONTINGENCY PLAN TO DESTROY

THE CENTER OF THE

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