Herman Cain Won't Be Stopped

  • Aired:  11/08/11
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Herman Cain appears on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" shortly after a fourth woman steps forward with graphic sexual harassment accusations. (4:24)

(CROWD CHANTING "STEPHEN")

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU

SO MUCH.

YOU KNOW WHAT, FOLKS?

YOU KNOW WHAT, FOLKS?

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T ADMIT THIS

BUT HEARING YOU CHANT MY NAME

LIKE THAT IS... WELL, IT'S

SWEETER THAN MOTHER'S MILK TO

ME.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

NATION, THANK YOU.

LET'S GET STRAIGHT TO THE HUGE

NEWS OUT OF ARIZONA, HERMAN CAIN

HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE THIS

EVENING TO ADDRESS THE SEXUAL

HARASSMENT CHARGES FROM NUMEROUS

WOMEN COMING OUT OF THE

WOODWORK.

INCIDENTALLY, I BELIEVE HIS

WOODWORK COMING OUT IS ONE OF

THE THING HE'S ACCUSED OF.

THEY'VE ALL BEEN ANONYMOUS AND

THE LATEST ANONYMOUS WOMAN IS

SHARON BIALEK.

AND HER ACCUSATIONS ARE BOTH

GRAPHIC AND SPECIFIC BUT DON'T

TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE BECAUSE

I'VE TIVOED THEM.

(LAUGHTER)

NOW, CAIN'S PRESS CONFERENCE WAS

OPENED BY HIS LAWYER WHO MADE A

LENGTHY INTRODUCTION THEN

FINALLY CAIN TOOK THE PODIUM--

ADMITTEDLY WITHOUT ASKING THE

PODIUM WHETHER IT WANTED TO BE

TAKEN.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

JIM?

>> THE CHARGES AND THE

ACCUSATIONS I ABSOLUTELY REJECT.

SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS A VERY

SERIOUS CHARGE.

>> Stephen: YES, VERY SERIOUS

CHARGE.

THAT HE TOOK VERY SERIOUSLY LAST

NIGHT WITH MY FRIEND JIMMY

KIMMEL WHO ASKED HIM ABOUT

BIALEK'S LAWYER GLORIA ALLRED.

>> HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HIRING

GLORIA ALLRED AS YOUR ATTORNEY?

(LAUGHTER)

>> YOU ALMOST MADE ME SAY

SOMETHING THAT MY HANDLERS SAY

YOU SHOULD NOT SAY.

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THINK WAY,

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT I

WOULD HIRE HER TO DO, OKAY?

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

>> Stephen: (LAUGHS)

AND THAT LOOK SAYS HE KNOWS HOW

MANY THINGS FOR WOMEN TO DO.

AND IF HE'D HIRED THEM DO IT,

MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS

TROUBLE.

THE POINT IS CAIN WAS GREAT WITH

JIMMY.

AS FOX NEWS'S WEB SITE DECLARED,

CAIN HIT HOME RUN ON KIM NELL--

WHICH IS IMPRESSIVE BECAUSE HE

WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET TO THIRD

BASE.

NOW NONE OF THIS... FOLKS, I'M

TELLING YOU, NONE OF THIS IS

GOING TO STOP MY MAN HERMANN AND

HERE IS WHY.

>> THE DAY OF THE FIRESTORM OF

THESE ACCUSATIONS WE HADED

HIGHEST FUND-RAISING DAY ONLINE

IN THE HISTORY OF THIS CAMPAIGN

AND IT HAS NOT STOPPED.

>> Stephen: YES, AND IT IS NOT

STOPPING TONIGHT!

I AM WRITING A PERSONAL CHECK TO

HERMAN CAIN RIGHT NOW.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT THAT

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WRITE A

CANDIDATE?

$2,500?

(BLEEP) THAT.

(LAUGHTER)

I AM GOING WITH

$10,000!

ALL RIGHT.

COME FOR ME, COPPERS.

BECAUSE HERMANN IS THE MAN.

NOW, HOW BAD COULD THESE NEW

CHARGES BE?

>> HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY LEG,

UNDER MY SKIRT AND REACHED FOR

MY GENITALS.

HE ALSO GRABBED MY HEAD AND

BROUGHT IT TOWARDS HIS CROTCH.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: IT'S TIME FOR THE

SPORT REPORT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> I DON'T HAVE ANY SPORTS

STORIES I JUST WANT TO PUT SPACE

BETWEEN ME AND THOSE WORDS AND

THAT'S THE LONGEST GRAPHIC

OPENING THAT WE HAVE.

(LAUGHTER)