Sign Off - Formula 401 Rumors

  • Aired:  10/04/11
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Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff. (0:52)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

FOLKS, REGULAR VIEWERS MAY HAVE

NOTICED A RASH OF NEW BABIES

AMONG MY STAFF IN THE LAST

COUPLE OF MONTHS.

I JUST WANT TO QUELL RUMORS THAT

THIS IS DUE TO A CATASTROPHIC

SPILL OF STEPHEN COLBERT'S

FORMULA 401 NINE MONTHS AGO.

THAT WAS MOPPED UP.

WITH THAT SET SETED.

WELCOME TO THE NEWEST MEMBER OF

THE COLBERT NATION, GIANCARLO

FRANCIS DINELLO WHO, JUDGING BY

HIS NAME, WAS BORN IN 19th

CENTURY VENICE.

(LAUGHTER)

MY CONGRATULATIONS TO THE ENTIRE

FAMILY AND TO RILEY DINELLO.

SHOULD YOU EVER FEEL IGNORED

THESE NEXT FEW MONTHS JUST PEE

ON THE CARPET LIKE YOU DO IN MY

OFFICE.

(LAUGHTER)

GOOD NIGHT,

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