Herman Cain's International Affairs

  • Aired:  11/02/11
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Herman Cain understands domestic issues because he has experience selling pizza, and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian. (4:14)

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

Y.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE REPORT,

EVERYBODY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

THANK YOU.

WELCOME TO THE REPORT.

>> STEPHEN!

STEPHEN!

STEPHEN!

STEPHEN!

STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE

REPORT.

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO

EVERYONE, SCHOOL COMMITTEE MEAN

EVERYONE, WHO IS HAVING A

BIRTHDAY TONIGHT.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

SOME TIME IN LATE WINTER MUST BE

A GOOD TIME FOR PARENTS TO GET

BUSY.

NATION, I'M SAD TO SAY THAT ONCE

AGAIN, THE BIG NEWS IS THE

SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGES

AGAINST REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL

CANDIDATE HERMAIN CAIN.

SO, PARENTS, IF ANY CHILDREN ARE

WATCHING, PLEASE TELL THEM HOW

INTERCOURSE WORKS IN GRAPHIC

DETAIL.

, SO THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M

ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT.

( LAUGHTER ).

ARE THEY CRYING YET?

ARE YOU?

THEN YOU DIDN'T GO INTO ENOUGH

DETAIL.

( LAUGHTER )

FOLKS, LET'S ALL REMEMBER THAT

CAIN IS ACCUSING OF DOING

NOTHING MORE THAN APPROACHING

FEMALE EMPLOYEES WITH PERSONAL

QUESTIONS OF A SEXUALLY

SUGGESTIVE NATURE AND MAKING

HAND GESTURES THAT WERE NOT

OVERTLY SEXUAL BUT THAT MADE

WOMEN WHO WITNESSED THEM

UNCOMFORTABLE.

( LAUGHTER )

FOLKS, THESE DECADES-OLD

ALLEGATIONS AGAINST CAIN ARE

JUST AN ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT US

FROM WHAT A GREAT PRESIDENT HE

WOULD BE.

CAIN UNDERSTANDS DOMESTIC ISSUES

BECAUSE HE HAD EXPERIENCE

SELLING PIZZA.

AND HE UNDERSTANDS INTERNATIONAL

ISSUES BECAUSE PIZZA IS ITALIAN.

( LAUGHTER )

AND HE HAS ALREADY PROVEN TO MY

SATISFACTION AN IN-DEPTH

KNOWLEDGE OF FOREIGN.

>> I'M READY FOR THE GOTCHA

QUESTION, AND WHEN THEY ASK ME

WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF

UBE-BEXY-STAN-STAN, I DON'T KNOW

KNOW.

>> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW

WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF

UBECKY-BECKY-STAN-STAN IS, YOU

CAN JUST FIND OUT IN WIKIPEDIA,

WHICH I BELIEVE-- I BELIEVE IS

THE COUNTRY JUST TO THE NORTH.

( LAUGHTER )

AND, FOLKS, ON MONDAY'S PBS "THE

NEWSHOUR" CAIN SHOWED HE IS

READY TO HAVE HIS FING OR THE

BUTTON.

>> I DO VIEW CHINA AS A

POTENTIAL THREAT UINDICATEING

THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DEVELOP

NUCLEAR CAPABILITY.

>> NATION, WE CANNOT ALLOW CHINA

TO DEVELOP NUKES.

ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY DEVELOPED

THEM IN 1964.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

I AM TELLING YOU, IF YOU DON'T

ACT FAST, THEY MIGHT END UP

BUILDING A WALL TO KEEP

FOREIGNERS OUT.

( LAUGHTER ).

NO!

( APPLAUSE )

( CHEERS )

THANKS, OBAMA.

( LAUGHTER )

NOW, SOME OUT THERE MIGHT SAY

THAT CAIN MADE A GAFFE ABOUT

CHINA'S NUKES, BUT HE TOLD

HANNITY, HE IS STILL BONING UP

ON FOREIGN POLICY.

>> DO YOU FEEL YOU HAVE THE

EXPERIENCE IN FOREIGN POLICY,

CONSIDERING THAT HAS NOT BEEN

YOUR PROFESSIONAL AREA OF

EXPERTISE?

>> DO YOU THINK I'M DUMB ENOUGH

NOT TO STUDY UP ON THESE ?OOSHZ

I'VE BEEN STUDYINGUM ON THESE

ISSUES FOR MONTHS.

>> Stephen: EXACTLY.

HE HAS BEEN STUDYING UP ON THESE

ISSUES FOR MONTHS.

HE JUST HASN'T WORKED HIS WAY UP

TO THE CHAPTER ON THE 1960s

YET.

PERSONALLY, I CANNOT WAIT TO

HEAR HIS PLAN ABOUT HOW HE'LL

GET US OUT OF VIETNAM.

SO STAY STRONG, HERMAIN CAIN.

AND IF YOU GET STUCK IN YOUR

NEXT INTERVIEW, REMEMBER, THE

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