Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change. (3:59)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

NATION, BILL O'REILLY HAS DONE

IT AGAIN.

THIS WEEK BILL DID WHAT

CENTURIES OF PHILOSOPHERS BEFORE

HIM COULD NOT DO.

HE PROVED THE EXISTENCE OF GOD.

PAPA BEAR WAS DEBATING THE

PRESIDENT OF THE AMERICAN

ATHEISTS ASSOCIATION, DAVID

SILVERMAN, AND MIGHT I SUGGEST

TO MR. SILVERMAN, IF YOU'RE

TRYING TO WIN CHRISTIANS OVER

THE ATHEISM, IT'S PROBABLY NOT

THE BEST STRATEGY TO LOOK LIKE

THE DEVIL.

( LAUGHTER )

SEE WHAT HAPPENED HERE, FOLKS,

WAS THIS.

THE ATHEIST HERE PUT UP A

BILLBOARD IN HUNTSVILLE,

ALABAMA, THAT SAYS, "OF ALL

RELIGIONS, YOU KNOW THEY'RE ALL

SCAMS."

WELL, BILL NAILED HIM LIKE

MARTIN LUTHER KING NAILING JESUS

TO A CHURCH DOOR.

JIM, SHOW US THE LIGHT.

>> I'LL TELL YOU WHY IT'S IN THE

A SCAM, IN MY OPINION.

ALL RIGHT.

TIDE GOES IN.

TIDE GOES OUT.

NEVER A MISS COMMUNICATION.

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: DON'T HAVE ANY

ANSWER TO THAT, DO YOU

MR. ATHEIST PANTS.

TURNS OUT THIS WASN'T FIRST TIME

BILL HAS PROVEN GOD'S EXISTENCE.

>> I SAY, LISTEN, SUN GOES UP,

SUN GOES DOWN, TIDE GOES IN,

TIDE GOES OUT, THERE'S NO

MISCOMMUNICATION.

THE SUN GOES UP, THE SUN GOES

DOWN, THE TIDE GOES IN, THE TIDE

GOES OUT.

NEVER A MISCOMMUNICATION.

I JUST DON'T THINK WE'D HAVE

LUCKED OUT THE HAVE THE TIDES GO

IN, THE TIDES GO OUT, THE SUN

COME UP, THE SUN COME OUT.

>> Stephen: BILL'S THEOLOGY

BOILS DOWN TO ONE SENTENCE:

THERE MUST BE A GOD BECAUSE I

DON'T KNOW HOW THINGS WORK.

POINT IS, POINT IS, THERE IS A

GOD BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT

CAUSES THE TIDES AND WE CAN

NEVER KNOW WHAT CAUSES THEM.

MY BEST GUESS IS THAT THE OCEAN

LEVELS RISE WHEN GOD GETS IN THE

BATH AND LOWER AGAIN WHEN HE

GETS OUT.

AND HE TAKES TWO BATHS A DAY

BECAUSE CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO

HIMLINESS.

GET USED TO IT, ATHEISTS.

THERE IS A GOD, RECREATED THE

TIDES, AND NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN

WHAT CAUSES THEM.

>> ACTUALLY, STEPHEN, I CAN.

>> Stephen: ASTROPHYSICIST AND

DIRECTOR OF THE HAYDEN

PLANETARIUM AT THE AMERICAN

MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY, NEIL

DEGRASSE TYSON.

FIELD, THANKS SO MUCH.

>> HELLO.

>> Stephen: HEY, SO, NEIL,

NEIL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> OH, THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

HERE, NEIL?

>> I WAS AT THE PLANETARIUM, AND

I OVERHEARD YOUR CONFUSION ABOUT

TIDES, SO I RUSHED RIGHT OVER.

>> HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST?

>> I HAVE A WORMHOLE.

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> SO STEPHEN, THE CHANGING

TIDES ARE CAUSED BY A COUPLE

FACTORS, BUT MOSTLY THE MOON.

>> Stephen: THE MOON MAKES THE

TIDE CHANGE.

SO THE OCEANS ARE WHERE WOLVES.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

>> STEPHEN, NO.

AS THE MOON ORBITZ THE EARTH, A

GRAVITATIONAL FORCE EXERTS A

PULL AND THAT RAISES THE TIDES.

>> Stephen: SO THE MOON

CONTROLS THE TIDES.

SO THE MOON IS GOD?

ALL HAIL LUNA.

VIRGIN BRIDE.

[BELL TOLLS]

WE MUST STONE HERETICFIELD

ARMSTRONG FOR SOILING HER FAITH

WITH HIS BELIEFS.

>> STEPHEN, THE MOON IS NOT GOD.

IT'S JUST AS TWO PHYSICS.

>> Stephen: AND YOU KNOW THIS

BECAUSE?

>> I'M AN ASTROPHYSICIST.

>> Stephen: SO YOU CONTROL THE

TIDES.

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON IS GOD!

KNEEL BEFORE NEIL.

KNEEL BEFORE

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