America has a new oppressed minority, the Obama administration unveils an alternative energy source, and Lake Street Dive brings a whole lot of feeling to The Report. (0:34)
>> TONIGHT: WHAT IS AMERICA'SNEW OPPRESSED MINORITY?
IN THE OFFICEPOOL, I PICKED GAY INUIT.
THEN THE OBAMAADMINISTRATION HAS A
BREAKTHROUGH IN NEW ENERGY,THEY'RE HOOKING BIDEN UP TO
A GERBIL WHEEL. AND MY GUESTSDESCRIBE THEMSELVES
AT TWO GIRLS, TWO GUYS AND AWHOLE LOT OF FEELING.
FINE BUT THEY'RE STILLSPLITTING ONE CHEESE PLATE.
NEW YORK CITY IS RUNNING LOWON ROAD SALT.
NO WONDER MY COMMUTE WAS SOBLAND.
THIS IS THE COLBERT REPORT
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