Sign Off - Welcome Baby Sanchez!

  • Aired:  01/31/13
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Stephen congratulates his wardrobe mistress who just gave birth to the newest citizen of Colbert Nation. (1:10)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AS YOU KNOW, THE COLBERT NATION IS EVER-GROWING.

MOSTLY BECAUSE EVERY NIGHT THIS INSPIRES MILLIONS TO PROCREATE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I ASSUME SOME OF YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT NOW, IN WHICH CASE: BABE RUTH HAD A BATTING AVERAGE

OF .342 AND AN EARNED RUN AVERAGE OF 2.28.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[ LAUGHTER ]

TONIGHT I WANT TO CONGRATULATE MY WARDROBE MISTRESS ANTONIA XEREAS, WHO JUST GAVE BIRTH TO

THE NEWEST CITIZEN OF THE COLBERT NATION: LOUKAS RAMON SANCHEZ--

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

CLASSIC GREEK NAME.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD, LOUKAS, I'VE GOT A LITTLE ADVICE FOR YOU.

CRYING IS AN EXCELLENT WAY TO GET YOUR MOTHER'S ATTENTION.

WORKS FOR ME EVERY TIME.

NOW, PLEASE, SEND YOUR MOMMY BACK TO WORK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

I CAN'T DRESS MYSELF.

THIS IS A CLIP ON.

NOT THE TIE-- THE ENTIRE SUIT.

[ LAUGHTER ]