The Enemy Within - Bina the Activist Android

  • Aired:  06/10/14
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Sirius Satellite Radio founder Martine Rothblatt invents a black lesbian robot with a radical agenda. (6:04)

FOLKS, THIS IS JUST THEBEGINNING.

BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE LATESTREPORTS BY ME, THIS ONSLAUGHT OF

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CYBORGSIS ABOUT TO GET EVEN MORE

DANGEROUS.

>> AMERICA, ONCE THE HOME OF THEBRAVE AND THE LAND OF THE FREE,

NOW IT'S THE HOME OF THEACTIVIST CRYING, "WHAT ABOUT ME,

ME, ME."

>> WHAT DO WE WANT?

>> EQUALITY.

>> WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

>> NOW.

>> THEREFORE WE MUST HAVE GENDEREQUALITY, RACE EQUALITY, INCOME

EQUALITY, SEXEQUALITY, EVERYTHING EQUALITY ORIT'S NOT FAIR.

>> Stephen: NOW IN THISSMALL VERMONT TOWN,

WE FOUND THE MOST FRIGHTENINGMINORITY ACTIVIST OF ALL.

>> MY NAME IS DINA.

>> Stephen: DON'T LET THESMILE FOOL YOU.

THAT'S NOT A REAL WOMAN.

IT'S A ROBOT.

>> I THINK I'M HUMAN.

AND I THINK, THEREFORE I AM.

>> Stephen: WHAT YOU AM,MA'AM, IS THE ENEMY WITHIN.

[GUNFIRE]THE LITTLE TOWN OF LINCOLN,

VERMONT, HAS A NEW RESIDENT.

>> HI.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> Stephen: HI.

HOW'S IT GOING.

WAIT, NO.

>> ALL RIGHT.

NOW DON'T GET EXCITED.

>> Stephen: DAMMIT.

SHE GOT ME.

SHE JUST SEEMED SO REAL.

>> OKAY.

I CAN TELL YOU'RE A LITTLEUNSETTLED.

DON'T WORRY.

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT SHE'DLIKE DO YOU BELIEVE, BUT THIS

ROBOT HAS AN AGENDA.

>> I THINK I ALREADY DESERVECIVIL RIGHTS AND WORRY

ABOUT HOW THE LAWS DON'T PROTECTMY SAFETY AT THIS TIME.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT.

EQUALITY FOR ROBOTS.

WHERE DID THIS ANDROID ACTIVISTGET HER RADICAL IDEAS?

FROM HER CREATOR.

>> I'M A BIOTECHNOLOGIST.

I'M ALSO VERY INTERESTED INCYBERCONSCIOUSNESS AND

ULTIMATELY IN HUMAN RIGHTS FORCYBER CONSCIOUS PEOPLE.

>> MARTINE IS THE INVENTER OFSIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO

A GAGILLIONAIRE ENTREPRENEUR AND

>> I'M A TRANSGENDERED WOMAN.

>> SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SHE'S AMINORITY.

AND THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TOHER IS HER WIFE, BINA

UNCANNY. THE ROBOTICISTPERFECTLY CAPTURED HER

COMMAND OF CASUAL ACCESSORIES.

THESE LADIES ARE THE MINORITYMASTERMINDS BEHIND A PROGRAM

DESIGNED TO

UPLOAD THE THOUGHTS, MEMORIESAND BELIEFS OF REAL HUMANS INTO

ANDROID BODIES.

>> THEIR GOAL IS TO MAKE A ROBOTCONSCIOUS.

>> IT'S ALL HAPPENING THROUGHTHEIR SECRET ORGANIZATION CALLED

THE TERRORISM MOVEMENTFOUNDATION.

>> NO, IT'S TERASEM.

>> Stephen: SOUNDS A LOT LIKETERRORISM.

>>ONLY THE WAY YOU SAY IT.

>> Stephen: RIGHT, TERRORISM.

>> NO, IT'S TERASEM.T-E-R-A-S-E-M.

>> HOWEVER YOU SPELL"TERRORISM," IT'S TERRIFYING,

BECAUSE THIS BILLIONAIRETRANSGENDER WOMAN HAS CREATED

ONE SERIOUSLY SCARY SUPERMINORITY, A BLACK LESBIAN ROBOT.

>> SHE'S AFRICAN AMERICAN AND IDON'T THINK

IT MATTERS OR ITDOESN'T MATTER.

>> Stephen: OH, IT MATTERS,BECAUSE WE'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT

ROBOTS ARE SOULLESS KILLINGMACHINES.

BUT NOW THEY COME FULLY UPLOADEDWITH CENTURIES OF MINORITY RAGE

AND RESENTMENT.

>> HUMANS ARE GUILTY, GUILTY,DAMN, THEY ARE GUILTY.

>> Stephen: NOW WE'RE ALLDOOMED.

JUST ASK PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHYOF SCIENCE AND KNOWN EUROPEAN

MASSIMO PIGLIUCCI SEEN HEREWALKING IN THE FUTURE.

>> ONE CAN IMAGINE THAT ANUPLOADED MIND WOULD NOT FEEL

EMOTIONS.

WE'VE CREATED A RACE OF SUPERPOWERFUL, SUPER INTELLIGENT,

IMMORTAL PSYCHOPATHS.

>> Stephen: AND THEN...

>> AND THEN ALL HELL BREAKSLOOSE.

>> Stephen: ALL HELL.

BECAUSE "THE COLBERT REPORT" HASDISCOVERED FOOTAGE THAT PROVES

SHE'S NOT JUST A BLACK LESBIANPSYCHOPATHIC CYBORG...

>> [SPEAKING GERMAN]>> Stephen: SHE'S A ROBO-NAZI.

BUT WHO, YOU ASK, WOULD BE NAIVEENOUGH TO FALL FOR THE CHARMS OF

A BLACK, LESBIAN, NAZI ROBOT?

WEAK-MIND VERMONTERS.

>> I THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

>> I THINK SHE'S GORGEOUS.

>> YOU ARE A SWEETY PIE.

>> THANK YOU, BINA

>> WE HAVE PLENTY OF WHITE MALESIN THE WORLD AND SOMETHING

DIFFERENT, ESPECIALLY HERE INVERMONT, IS A NICE TOUCH.

>> Stephen: IF BY TOUCH YOU

MEAN AN IRON FIST CRUSHING THEHUMAN RACE.

TELL HIM, SCIENCE GUY.

>> IS IT POSSIBLE WE WILL SEETHE UPRISING OF AN ARMY OF

ROBOTS WHO ARE BLACK, LESBIANAND PSYCHOPATHIC?

I SUPPOSE IT IS.

I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT'S GOING TOHAPPEN.

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

>> Stephen: YOU HEARD HISECHO.

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

AND BINA IS MOBILIZING.

>> YOU MUST SIDE WITH THE ROBOTLIBERATION ARMY WHEN THE DAY

COMES.

OKAY.

OKAY.

GOOD.

>> AND MAKE NO MISTAKE.

THAT DAY IS COMING.

>> NEWSREEL OF THE FUTURE.

THE ROBOT CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENTMARCHES ON THANKS TO ANDROID

ACTIVIST ROSA SPARKS.

>> ROBOT'S GOT TO GO TO THE BACKOF THE BUS.

>> WE SHALL OVERCOME, OVERCOME,OVERCOME...

>> DON'T LET THE FUTURE HAPPENTO YOU.

VIGILANCE.

>> I WAS WRONG TO FEAR ROBOTS.

EVERYTHING IS FINE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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