Rick Perry's Sorry, Oops

  • Aired:  11/10/11
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The CNBC Republican presidential debate will be forever remembered for one thing and one thing only, but Rick Perry can't remember what it is. (3:45)

OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

(LAUGHTER)

NOW NATION THERE WAS A

CRUCIAL REPUBLICAN DEBATE

LAST NIGHT, OF COURSE I SAY

THAT EVERY SHOW.

ODDS ARE PRETTY GOOD I'LL BE

RIGHT.

NOW PREVIOUS DEBATES WERE

HOSTED BY FOX NEWS NBC, CNN,

BLOOMBERG AND LAST NIGHT WAS

CNBC'S TURN.

I BELIEVE NEXT IT'S ANIMAL

PLANET.

(LAUGHTER)

THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME

TOUGH QUESTIONS ON THE

HOUSING CRIES FRIS THOSE

MEERKATS.

-- OF COURSE THIS DEBATE

WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED

FOR ONE THING AND ONE THING

ONLY, AND RICK PERRY CAN'T

REMEMBER WHAT IT IS.

(LAUGHTER)

JIM?

>> AND I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S

THREE AGENCIES OF GOVERNMENT

WHEN I GET THERE THAT ARE

GONE.

COMMERCE, EDUCATION AND, THE,

UH, WHAT'S THE THIRD ONE

THERE, LET'S SEE.

>> YOU MEAN FIVE.

>> OH, FIVE, COMMERCE,

EDUCATION, AND, THE,-- UH,

UH.

>> EPA.

>> EPA, THERE YOU GO.

>> LET'S TALK DEFICIT

REDUCTION.

>> SERIOUSLY?

IS EPA THE ONE YOU WERE

TALKING ABOUT.

>> NO, SIR, NO, SIR.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

THE-- AGENCIES OF GOVERNMENT,

EPA NEEDS TO BE REBUILT,

THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.

>> YOU CAN'T NAME THE THIRD

ONE THE THIRD AGENCY OF

GOVERNMENT I WOULD DO AWAY

WITH, EDUCATION, THE, UH-- I

I-- COMMERCE, AND LET'S

SEE-- I CAN'T, THE THIRD ONE,

I CAN'T, SORRY.

OOPS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: NOW I WAS

WORRIED THERE UNTIL HE STUCK

THE LANDING WITH SORRY OOPS.

NOW PERRY SHOULD HAVE JUST

COVERED THE WAY DO WHEN YOU

FORGET SOMEONE'S NAME AT THE

PARTY.

THE THREE DEPARTMENTS I WANT

TO ELIMINATE ARE COMMERCE,

EDUCATION, AND, UH, CHIEF

BIG GUY OVER HERE.

OR INTRODUCE YOUR WIFE TO

THE DEPARTMENT AND HOPE IT

SAYS ITS NAME TO HER.

NOW FOLKS--

(APPLAUSE)

>> I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO

HAS COMPASSION FOR THIS MAN.

>> WE ALL HAVE SYMPATHY FOR

SOMEONE FORGETTING

SOMETHING.

>> IT WAS A TOUGH MOMENT.

I THINK ALL OF US RECOGNIZE

THAT THAT WAS SOMETHING NONE

OF US WOULD WANT TO GO

THROUGH AND IT WAS VERY

DIFFICULT.

AND WE ALL FELT VERY BAD FOR

HIM.

>> WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE,

FORGOTTEN SOMETHING ON A

HIGH PROFILE LEVEL.

>> YOU ARE RIGHT.

>> IT'S A VERY HUMAN THING.

>> THE MINUTE THAT HAPPENED,

NOTHING BUT EMPATHY.

>> I THINK HE LOOKED HUMAN.

>> Stephen: BROWN HAIRED GUY

WHO IS NOT STEVE DUCEY IS

RIGHT.

IT MADE PERRY LOOK HUMAN.

THAT'S SOMETHING MITT ROMNEY

WOULD DIE FOR.

(LAUGHTER)

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

POWER DOWN AND RESTART.

BUT WITH THIS HUMANIZING

MOMENT, PERRY SHOWED HE'S

NOT JUST THE KIND OF GUY YOU

WANT TO HAVE A BEER W HE'S

THE KIND OF GUY WHO GOT A

HEAD START ON THE BEER

BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP.

I SAY, FOLK OS, HE'S GOT TO

DO MORE OF THIS.

THE 14 MORE DEBATES.

AND THE NEXT ONE I THINK

PERRY SHOULD CALL ALL OF HIS

O UPON ENTS ROSCOE, GET HIS

BALLS CAUGHT IN HIS ZIPPER

AND THEN STRIDE OFF STAGE

LIKE LATIN POP STAR JUAN

GABRIELE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: I PROMISE, I

PROMISE, YOU KEEP THE FLUBS

COMING, GOVERNOR PERRY AND

WILL YOU BE OUR NEXT

COMMANDER IN CHIEF WITH YOUR

FINGER ON THE-- OH, COME ON,

IT'S UH, IT'S BIG, IT'S RED,

YOU PUSH IT, EVERYONE DIES.

UH-- SORRY.

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