Intro - 9/3/13

  • Aired:  09/03/13
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Stephen returns from vacation, preps for Better Know a District and welcomes the Archbishop of New York, Timothy Dolan. (0:34)

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>> Stephen: TONIGHT, I'M BACK

FROM SUMMER VACATION, OR AM I?

THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU.

THEN I BETTER KNOW A DISTRICT.

SERIOUSLY, I BETTER KNOW IT.

I'M DOING A WHOLE THING ON IT.

[LAUGHTER]

AND MY GUEST IS TIMOTHY DOLAN,

THE ARCHBISHOP OF NEW YORK.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD FOR HIM

TO GET HERE SINCE HE CAN ONLY

MOVE DIAGONALLY.

[LAUGHTER]

SUNLIGHT REFLECTING OFF A LONDON

SKYSCRAPER HAS BEEN MELTING

CARS.

THAT IS SHOCKING.

THERE IS SUNLIGHT IN LONDON?

[LAUGHTER]

THIS IS "THE COLBERT R

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