Heatsteria

  • Aired:  08/09/11
  •  | Views: 77,757

Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (4:59)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CROWD CHANTING "STEPHEN")

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

FOLKS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

FOLKS.

FOLKS, I KNOW IT'S BEEN HOT THIS

SUMMER BUT I REFUSE TO BUY INTO

THE MYTH OF GLOBAL WARMING.

IT'S JUST ANOTHER BIG MEDIA LIE,

LIKE THAT SO-CALLED FINALE OF

FRIENDS.

(LAUGHTER)

I KNOW GANG'S STILL OUT THERE,

NBC.

SHOW ME WHAT THEY'RE DOING!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ARE THEY HAPPY?

BUT ONCE AGAIN THE MEDIA'S

TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT THIS

SUMMER HAS BEEN EXTRA HOT BY

THROWING AROUND FAKE

TEMPERATURES.

>> THE CURRENT HEAT INDEX--

THAT'S THE HEAT AND HUMIDITY

COMBINED-- FEELS LIKE 116 IN

LITTLE ROCK, 104 DEGREES

OFFICIALLY, 115 WITH THE HEAT

INDEX.

>> THE HEAT INDEX IS ALREADY

RUNNING HIGH.

IT'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER

SCORCHER.

>> WASHINGTON, D.C. HAD A HEAT

INDEX OF 121.

121 DEGREES IS WHAT IT FELT

LIKE.

>> Stephen: BIG DEAL!

(LAUGHTER)

WHO CARES WHAT IT FEELS LIKE?

I FEEL LIKE I'M 18 BUT I STILL

GET KICKED OUT OF COLLEGE DORMS.

(LAUGHTER)

NOW, FORTUNATELY PUNDITS AND

PART-TIME WEATHER BALLOON RUSH

LIMBAUGH...

(LAUGHTER).

... IS NOT BUYING THE

HEAT-STERIA.

>> THEY'RE PLAYING GAMES WITH US

ON THIS HEAT WAVE.

AGAIN.

IT'S GOING TO BE 116 IN

WASHINGTON.

NO, IT'S NOT.

IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE A HUNDRED.

MAYBE 99.

THE HEAT INDEX-- MANUFACTURED BY

THE GOVERNMENT-- THEY TELL YOU

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU ADD

THE HUMID ANY THERE.

116.

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME THE HEAT

INDEX WAS REPORTED AS AN ACTUAL

TEMPERATURE?

IT HASN'T BEEN, BUT IT LOOKS

LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO GET AWAY

WITH DOING THAT NOW.

>> Stephen: RUSH IS RIGHT.

THE HEAT INDEX IS JUST MORE BIG

GOVERNMENT NUMBERS TELLING YOU

HOW HOT TO FEEL!

(LAUGHTER)

JUST LIKE THEIR TIME INDEX TELLS

YOU HOW SLEEPY TO FEEL.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, IT'S MIDNIGHT HERE BUT IT'S

NINE IN L.A.?

WHICH IS IT, PRESIDENT OBAMA?

(LAUGHTER)

I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO BED!

(LAUGHTER)

BUT I'LL DO RUSH ONE BETTER.

HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GLOBAL

WARMING?

I DON'T BELIEVE IN WARMING.

I SAY THE SCIENCE ISN'T IN ON

THERMODYNAMICS.

I BELIEVE WATER BOILS BECAUSE

IT'S SCARED OF FIRE AND IS

TRYING TO JUMP OUT OF THE POT.

(LAUGHTER)

AND THESE HOT AIR HEADS HAVE

STARTED INDOCTRINE NATEING OUR

KIDS.

>> SPONGEBOB IS TALKING A LOT

ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND HE'S

ONLY LOOKING AT IT FROM ONE

POINT OF VIEW.

>> CARBON DIOXIDE?

>> I'M PUMPING IT INTO THE

ATMOSPHERE, BOY!

THANKS TO GLOBAL WARMING THE

TEMPERATURE WILL SOON GO THROUGH

THE ROOF.

>> CLEARLY NICKELODEON IS

PUSHING A GLOBAL WARMING AGENDA.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Stephen: YEAH, THIS IS EVEN

WORSE THAN WHEN THEY PUSHED

ALTERNATIVE LIFE-STYLES WITH

DORA THE EXPLORER.

IT IS A CHILLING ENDORSEMENT OF

HUMAN-APE RELATIONS.

(LAUGHTER)

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS, FOLKS.

THE LIBERAL MEDIA BRAINWASHES

OUR KIDS BY SNEAKING PROPAGANDA

INTO THEIR CARTOONS IN A CODE

ONLY KIDS CAN UNDERSTAND.

>> WE ALL KNEE SPONGEBOB IS

POPULAR WITH THE KIDS AND FOR

THE LIFE OF ME I STILL KEEP

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY.

>> I'M WITH YOU.

I DON'T GET IT.

>> IT'S HARD TO EVEN FOLLOW

SOMETIMES.

(LAUGHTER)

>> I KNOW, IT'S HARD!

SLOW IT DOWN, NICKELODEON.

HE'S A SPONGE AND HE'S GOT

PANTS?

ARE THERE FOOTNOTES I CAN FOLLOW

ALONG WITH?

>> OBVIOUSLY THE REAL ISSUE HERE

IS THE WAY SPONGEBOB IS TREATING

AS ACCEPTED FACT THE THEORY THAT

HUMANS CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING.

STEVE DOOCY, DROP SOME SCIENCE

ON THEM.

>> WHILE THERE'S NO DISPUTE THE

FACT T FACT THE EARTH IS GETTING

A LITTLE WARMER, THE BIG

QUESTION IS, IS IT MAN MADE OR

IS IT JUST ONE OF THOSE GIGANTIC

CLIMACTIC PHASES THAT WE'RE

GOING THROUGH?

FOR A WHILE WE'RE COLD; THEN WE

GET WARMER.

THEN WE GET COLDER AND WARMER.

WHICH ONE IS IT?

>> Stephen: YEAH, MAKE UP YOUR

MIND, SCIENTISTS.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE

CONCLUSIONS YOU'VE REACHED FROM

DECADES OF PEER-REVIEWED STUDY

OR, YOU KNOW, THE WAVY ARM

THING?

(LAUGHTER)

LIKE THIS AND THEN IT GOES LIKE

THAT AND THEN IT GOES LIKE THAT.

(APPLAUSE)

MAKES NO SENSE.

COME TO THINK OF IT, THIS ISN'T

THE ONLY THING SPONGEBOB PUSHES

AS FACT.

FOR INSTANCE, HE LIVES IN A PINE

A A L UNDER THE SEA?

HE'S A FRY COOK!

(LAUGHTER)

THE MOST HE CAN AFFORD IS A