Colbert Super PAC - Hostage Crisis - Day 2

  • Aired:  01/24/12
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Jon Stewart continues to hold the Colbert Super PAC hostage, so Stephen urges Colbert Nation to comfort his frightened money by sending it more of itself. (1:18)

( THEME SONG PLAYING )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> STEPHEN: THANK YOU,

EVERYBODY.

WELCOME TO THE REPORT.

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYBODY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

FOLKS THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

FOLKS, WE'VE GOT TO GET TO IT.

FOLKS BEGUN EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S

JANUARY 24, 2012, DAY TWO OF

WHAT SOME ARE CALLING THE

COLBERT SUPER PAC HOSTAGE

CRISIS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LAST NIGHT I ENDED MY BID TO BE

PRESIDENT OF SOUTH CAROLINA.

AND I OFFERED TO PAY BACK

COLBERT'S SUPERPAC FROM ITS EVIL

STEP FATHER JON STEWART.

BUT JON REFUSED AND FLEW OFF IN

HIS ZEPPELIN CACKLING.

I CANNOT IMAGINE HOW SCARED MY

MONEY MUST BE RIGHT NOW.

NATION, WON'T YOU COMFORT MY

MONEY BY SECOND IT MORE OF

ITSELF.

GO TO COLBERT SUPER PAC.COM AND

GIVE RECKLESSLY.

WE'RE SO CLOSE TO A NICE ROUND

RIDICULOUS NUM