Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki's Post-Breakup Triumph

  • Aired:  07/22/14
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Athlete power couple Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki cope with their breakup by winning international sports tournaments. (2:22)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY!

FOLKS, ANYBODY WHO'S WATCHEDTHIS SHOW FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME

KNOWS THAT I AM AN ENORMOUS FANOF CELEBRITY POWER COUPLES LIKE

BRANGELINA, KIMYE AND FILLIAM H.

MUFFMAN.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE WORLDRECENTLY COST SUPERSTAR ATHLETE

COUPLE RORY McILROY ANDCAROLINE WOZNIACKI, OR AS

THEY'RE KNOWN BY THEIR POWERCOUPLE NAME McCOROLLARY

WINSOCKY.

HE'S A PROFESSIONAL GOLFER,SHE'S A PROFESSIONAL TENNIS

PLAYER.

AS SAD AS THE BREAKUP IS,FORTUNATELY, EACH HAS MOVED ONTO

THE SIXTH STAGE OF GRIEF,WINNING AN INTERNATIONAL SPORTS

TOURNAMENT.

ON SUNDAY, WOZNIACKI WON THE,THE ISTANBUL CUP AND MCILROY WON

THE BRITISH OPEN.

IN FACT, McILROY WAS SOEXCITED HE WAS SEEN MAKING OUT

WITH HIS NEW TROPHY GIRLFRIEND,A TROPHY

THIS TALE OF PRIVATE HEARTACHEAND PUBLIC TRIUMPH

CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING

BREAKUPS ARE THE ULTIMATEPERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUG.

MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUTIT

ALL THE BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENTSIN HUMAN HISTORY HAVE BEEN

FUELED BY A BITTER BREAKUP.

WHO CAN FORGET HOW AFTERWATCHING THE FIRST ATOMIC BOMB

GO OFF, ROBERT OPPENHEIMERFAMOUSLY SAID, I AM BECOME

DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDSBECAUSE YOU DESTROYED MY WORLD,

KIMBERLY.

(LAUGHTER)TRUE STORY.

AND, OF COURSE, THERE WERE NEILARMSTRONG'S ICONIC WORDS FROM

THE MOON LANDING.

>> ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONEGIANT LEAP FOR MAN KIND.

AND ONE HUGE (BLEEP) YOU TOSHERYL. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE

MISSING OUT ON. I'M ON THE MOON.

I DIDN'T RUN INTO YOUR FRIENDANDREW UP HERE.

>> Stephen: SO CAROLINE IF YOUDECIDE TO TAKE RORY BACK, DO IT

IN TIME FOR HIM TO BREAK UP WITHYOU BEFORE THE U.S. OPEN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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