Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th

  • Aired:  08/12/13
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New Jersey's 12th congressional district is home to Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, meaning that Clarence Thomas insists he's from there, too. (2:07)

(LAUGHTER)

NOW I AM BECOME DEATH.

(LAUGHTER)

DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, HI THERE!

I WAS JUST PUTTING THE FINISHING

TOUCHES ON THPL.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I TOLD MY NEIGHBOR TO STOP TRIM

MIG SIDE OF THE HEDGES OR HE

WOULD REGRET IT.

NOW, THIS LITTLE PUPPY DOWN HERE

WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLY WITHOUT J.

ROBERT OPPENHEIMER OFTEN CALLED

THE FATHER OF THE ATOMIC BOMB--

LEADING TO DEEP INSECURITYS FOR

HIS SON JEFFREY WHO JUST NEVER

MANAGED TO BLOW UP HIROSHIMA.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

NOW, OPPENHEIMER LIVED IN

PRINCETON, NEW JERSEY, WHICH IS

LOCATED IN THE SUBJECT OF THE

72nd INSTALLMENT OF MY 434-PART

SERIES "BETTER KNOW A DISTRICT."

TONIGHT, NEW JERSEY'S 12th, THE

FIGHTING 12th!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THANK YOU.

OTHER NOTABLE PRINCETONIANS

INCLUDE JAMES MADISON, JIMMY

STEWART, MICHELLE OBAMA AND,

FROM 1933 TO 18955 PRINCETON

HELD THE HONOR OF BEING THE ONLY

TOWN IN AMERICA WHERE YOU COULD

SAY "WAY TO GO, EINSTEIN" AND

HAVE AN OLD MAN SAY "DANG A

SHANE."

(LAUGHTER)

NOW, THE 12th IS ALSO HOME TO

SUPREME COURT JUSTICE ANTONIN

SCALIA, MEANING THAT CLARENCE

THOMAS INSISTS HE'S FROM THERE,

TOO.

IF YOU'RE IN THE 12th DON'T MISS

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE MINOR

LEAGUE TRENTON THUNDER.

THEY'RE ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING

NEW LIKE THE APRIL 30 ORGAN

DONATION AWARENESS NIGHT WHICH,

COINCIDENTALLY, WAS ALSO DOLLAR

HOT DOG NIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

AND WHO HAS THE JERSEY BOYS TO

REPRESENT SUCH DISTRICTS?

WHY, NONE OTHER THAN DEMOCRATIC

CONGRESSMAN AND PHYSICIST RUSH

HOLT.

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