TV Hat

  • Aired:  12/14/11
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TV Hat lets you focus on what matters most by blocking out unnecessary distractions -- like your spouse. (3:14)

EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

NATION, I LOVE TELEVISION, BUT

MOSTLY I LOVE COMMERCIALS.

I PERSONALLY SCREEN EVERY ONE OF

MY SPONSORS' ADS BEFORE WE AIR

THEM.

NOT ALL OF THEM CAN MAKE THE

CUT, ALTHOUGH SO FAR ALL OF THEM

HAVE.

AND WITH THE HOLIDAYS FAST

APPROACHING, MY ADVERTISERS HAVE

A TREASURE TROVE OF GREAT GIFT

IDEAS, NONE BETTER THAN THIS

ACTUAL COMMERCIAL THAT RAN

DURING MY SHOW.

>> IF YOU OWN AN iPOD,

IPHONE OR DIGITAL VIDEO PLAYER,

THEN YOU NEED TV HAT, PRIVATE,

PORTABLE AND HANDS-FREE.

TV HAT PROVIDES A MOTION PICTURE

EXPERIENCE ABSOLUTELY ANYWHERE.

>> Stephen: YES, TV HAT.

FOR THE FEW OF YOU WHO AREN'T

WATCHING THIS ON YOUR TV HAT

RIGHT NOW, I'LL EXPLAIN.

TV HAT IS TV IN HAT.

ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.

NOW TO THE CASUAL OBSERVER, THIS

IS JUST AN ORDINARY BASEBALL

CAP, BUT SLIDE YOUR iPHONE

INTO THE UNDERRIM POCKET, PULL

DOWN THE DISCREET SIDE BLINDERS,

DROP THE PATENTED LENS AND YOU

ARE NOW IMMERSED IN A PRIVATE

MULTIMEDIA ENTERTAINMENT ZONE,

AND THE REST OF THE WORLD NONE

THE WISER.

HA, OH, THAT MALCOLM IS IN THE

MIDDLE AGAIN.

AND, FOLKS, AS THE AD POINTS

OUT, YOU CAN WEAR IT ANYWHERE,

TO THE AIRPORT, IN FRONT OF YOUR

COMPUTER, DURING YOUR DAILY

COMMUTE, EVEN AT THE BEACH.

GREAT IDEA BECAUSE NOTHING

RELAXES ME QUITE LIKE THE SOUND

OF CRASHING WAVES ON HAWAII 5-0.

PLUS IT'S INCREDIBLEBLY STYLISH.

>> ORDER YOUR OWN TV HAT OR

VISOR IN RED, WHITE, BLUE, KHAKI

OR CAMO.

>> Stephen: YES, CAMO, SO YOU

CAN WATCH TV WHILE YOU'RE

HUNTING.

AND UNLIKE MOST CHEAPO HAT

MAKERS, THE GOOD FOLKS AT TV HAT

DO NOT SKIMP ON THE BRIM.

THIS BABY KEEPS THE SUN OUT OF

YOUR EYES, OFF YOUR LEGS AND

GIVES YOU ENOUGH SHADOW TO

HARVEST MUSHROOMS.

BUT THE TREE GENIUS OF TV HAT IS

THAT IT LETS YOU FOCUS ON WHAT

MATTERS MOST BY BLOCKING OUT

UNNECESSARY DISTRACTIONS, LIKE

YOUR SPOUSE OR YOUR CHILDREN.

SO THEY REALLY SHOULD CONSIDER A

VERSION WITH AN iPAD FACING

OUT SO YOU CAN WATCH A YANKEES'

GAME WHILE YOU PLAY CATCH WITH

JUNIOR.

NOW, WITH TV HAT, YOU'LL NEVER

AGAIN HAVE TO SACRIFICE THE

IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE.

I REMEMBER THE NIGHT WHEN MY

DAUGHTER WAS BORN AND AS I HELD

THAT IMPOSSIBLE MIRACLE IN MY

HANDS AND COUNTED HER TEN

PERFECT FINGERS AND HER TEN

PERFECT TOES, I THOUGHT, I CAN'T

BELIEVE I'M MISSING "NIGHT

COURT."

SO, FOLKS, THIS CHRISTMAS,

REMEMBER TV HAT.

BUY ONE FOR YOURSELF AND BUY

ANOTHER FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE TO

IGNORE.