Mitt's First Day

  • Aired:  10/18/12
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Mitt Romney's inauguration day schedule exhibits the qualities of a real leader -- or a serious tweaker. (2:06)

HMMMM, HMMMM.

(APPLAUSE)

FOLKS, IT IS GOING TO BE

GREAT.

BECAUSE MITT HAS GOT BIG

PLANS RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE.

>> I WILL REPEAL OBAMACARE

AND STOP IT IN ITS TRACKS ON

DAY ONE.

STARTING ON DAY ONE.

I'M GOING TO DO WHAT IT

TAKES TO GET AMERICA BACK TO

WORK.

>> ON DAY ONE I WILL LABEL

CHINA A CURRENCY

MANIPULATER.

>> I CAN GUARANTEE YOU IF

I'M PRESIDENT ON DAY ONE

WE'RE GOING TO GET AT

APPROVAL FROM THAT PIPELINE

FROM CANADA.

>> I WILL ON DAY ONE PUT A

HALT TO ALL THE REGULATIONS

THAT WERE PUT IN DURING THE

OBAMA YEARS.

>> Stephen: WOW!

THE DRIVE AND AMBITION.

I MEAN THOSE ARE THE

QUALITIES OF A REAL LEADER.

OR A SERIOUS TWEAKER.

(LAUGHTER)

EITHER WAY, M ITT IS GOING

TO KEEP THOSE PROMISES, I

KNOW.

BECAUSE I HAVE HIS DAY ONE

SCHEDULE RIGHT HERE.

LET'S SEE.

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

JANUARY 20th, 2013.

8 A.M. TO NOON, INAUGURATION.

12:30, APPOINT CABINET.

1:00, TAKE PHOTO FOR WHITE

HOUSE I.D. CARD.

1:07, RETAKE PHOTO.

1:45, REPEAL OBAMACARE.

2:30, EXAMINE REMAINS OF

ROSS WELL ALIENS.

3:00, UNWRAP OVAL OFFICE

LABEL MAKER.

3:15 LABEL CHINA A CURRENCY

MANIPULATER.

4:00, 4:00, PICK NUCLEAR

LAUNCH CODES, MAYBE ZIP CODE

PLUS ANN'S BIRTHDAY,

QUESTION MARK?

6:00, TAKE DOWN BIDEN'S OLD

ERIC ESTRADA POSTERS.

6:15, GET EVERYONE IN

AMERICA A JOB.

8:00, ACTIVATE

SELF-DEPORTATION.

9:00, IMMIGRATION, SOLVE.

10:00 W PRESIDENCY COMPLETED,

RESIGN.

AND ATTEND INAUGURATION OF

PRESIDENT RYAN.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

AND PRESIDENT RYAN'S DAY ONE,

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