Obama's Chipotle Blunder

  • Aired:  06/25/14
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President Obama commits the cardinal sin of reaching over the sneeze guard at a Chipotle. (2:23)

>> Stephen: WHOO! WELCOME TO"THE REPORT."

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US,THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

[AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN"]THAT'S IT. CRISP, CLEAN,

HIT THEIR MARK RIGHT AWAY.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOUSO MUCH.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

WITH AN OPEN LIKE THAT, WITHTHAT KIND OF CHANTING,

CRISP, CLEAN...THANK YOU, LADIESAND GENTLEMEN.

I WILL TRY TO LIVE UP TO THEADULATION YOU JUST GAVE ME.

NATION, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMAHAS BEEN ONE BIG NATIONAL

DISGRACE.

FIRST IT WAS THE EMBARRASSINGMOM JEANS.

THEN THERE WAS THE EMBARRASSINGMOM BLOUSE AND THE EMBARRASSING

MOM HAIRDO.

THEN THERE WAS THEEMBARRASSING REALIZATION THAT

I WAS LOOKING AT A PHOTO OF MYMOM.

[LAUGHTER]THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.

FOLKS, HIS BIGGEST BLUNDER YETCAME AT A RECENT VISIT TO

A WASHINGTON CHIPOTLE.

>> TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> HE ACTUALLY REACHED OVER THESNEEZE GUARD.

>> HE REACHED OVER THE SNEEZEGUARD.

THAT'S JUST NOT COOL.

>> Stephen: IT'S MORE THANJUST NOT COOL.

THIS PROVES THAT OBAMA CARESNOTHING ABOUT BORDER SECURITY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]AND ADDING INSULT TO GUACAMOLE,

WHICH I BELIEVE IS 75 CENTSEXTRA, JUST LOOK AT WHAT OBAMA

WAS POINTING AT.

THE MILD SALSA.

THAT SENDS A SIGNAL TO OURENEMIES AROUND THE WORLD THAT

OUR PRESIDENT IS WEAK.

RONALD WILSON REAGAN COULD CHUGAN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF HABANERO

AND TWO HOURS LATER HE'D BEWHISTLING THE STAR SPANGLED

BANNER OUT OF HIS FLAMINGBUNGHOLE.

LONG MAY IT WAVE.

AND WE WERE SO CLOSE TO HAVING ATRUE COMMANDER-IN-BEEF.

JUST LOOK AT THIS 2012 PHOTO OFMITT ROMNEY ORDERING AT A

CHIPOTLE.

THAT'S HOW YOU ORDERHYGIENICALLY, FOLKS, POLITE

DISTANCE, HANDS IN POCKETS,WEARING A CONDOM, ONE IMAGINES.

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