Royal Baby Bump

  • Aired:  07/16/13
  •  | Views: 39,365

The whole galaxy is abuzz because Kate the Great is three days late. (3:53)

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE

REPORT.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN,

STEPHEN!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, LADIES

AND GENTLEMEN.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BASED ON

WHAT I JUST HEARD, I CERTAINLY

HOPE NONE OF YOU EVER STOP

MAKING YOUR MUSIC.

YOU CAN SING.

YOU CAN SING.

FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THIS SHOW,

YOU KNOW THAT I AM A PROUD

AMERICAN.

EVERY DAY I THANK GOD THAT THIS

COUNTRY THREW OFF THE YOLK OF

BRITISH TYRANNY.

WE BOW TO NO KING.

LET THE PATRIOT BLOODSHED ON THE

FIELDS OF LEXINGTON AND CONCORDE

NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

AND SO OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT:

ROYAL BABY BUMP.

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

LOOK, SHE IS SO RADIANT.

JIM?

>> COULD TODAY BE THE DAY THAT

THE THIRD DIRECT HEIR TO THE

BRITISH THRONE MAKES HIS OR HER

DEBUT?

>> IT'S WEEK 3 AND THE WORLD IS

LITERALLY WAITING ON EDGE FOR

KATE TO GO INTO LABOR.

>> THE GREAT KATE WAIT.

CONTINUES.

>> WILL IT BE A GIRL OR A BOY?

LONDON IS SWELTERING IN A

HEAT WAVE BUT THAT HASN'T PUT

OFF THE WORLD'S MEDIA OR THE

TOURISTS.

>> HERE AT THE HOSPITAL IT'S

NOTHING SHORT OF A BABY

STAKEOUT.

>> THE U.K. IS ABUZZ WITH

EXCITEMENT.

LOOK, THE U.S. IS ABUZZ WITH

EXCITEMENT.

THE WHOLE WORLD IS ABUZZ WITH

EXCITEMENT.

>> Stephen: THE WHOLE WORLD IS

ABUZZ.

THE WHOLE GALAXY IS IS ABECAUSE.

KATE THE GREAT IS THREE DAYS

LATE.

I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR HER TO

DILATE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I MEAN WHEN AND WHEN?

I MEAN, WHEN WILL THE HEIR TO

THE CROWN BEGIN TO CROWN?

I MEAN, WAIT, WAIT, WHAT AM I

THINKING?

THE BRITS USE METRIC SO NINE

MONTHS THERE MIGHT BE TEN KILO

WEEKS OVER HERE.

WHEN WILL THAT BABY GET HERE?

WHAT WILL PIPPA WEAR?

WILL THE OBSTETRICIAN WEAR A

GIANT HAT?

WHO WILL HAVE LESS HAIR, THE

BABY OR PRINCE WILLIAM?

I'M SO EXCITED.

BREATHE, STEPHEN.

JUST BREATHE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I JUST GOT TO... PICK A SPOT ON

THE WALL AND FOCUS.

I NEED ICE CHIPS.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

I MEAN I CANNOT GET ENOUGH.

I HAVE GOT TO HAVE THE LATEST

SCOOPS.

I MEAN, "U.S. WEEKLY" HAS A

SPECIAL REPORTS IN AN EXCLUSIVE

THAT PADDINGTON BEAR WILL BE IN

THE ROOM SAYS A SOURCE.

YES, PADDING TON.

WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER BELOVED

BRITISH CHILDREN'S CHARACTER HE

LIKE WINNIE-THE-POOH OR SID

VICIOUS?

I NEED TO KNOW.

OH, GOD, AND THE PAGEANTRY.

YOU KNOW THE HOSPITAL WILL HAVE

THE FINEST HORSE-DRAWN GURNEY,

AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE

CHANGING OF THE GUARDS IN FRONT

OF THE ROYAL BIRTH CANAL AND THE

EPIDURAL ADMINISTERS BY

DUMBLEDORE WHILE ELTON JOHN ON

PIANO PLAYS "PLACENTA IN THE

WIND."

THE QUESTION IS, WILL IT BE A

GIRL OR A BOY OR MAYBE SOMETHING

MAGICAL LIKE A UNICORN OR A

HOBBIT?

WHAT HAS IT GOT IN ITS UTERUS,

Loading...