Toby Keith

  • Aired:  10/27/11
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Country music star Toby Keith takes on globalization and helps Stephen get the "ho"s out of America. (4:42)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

MY GUESTS TONIGHT IS A

COUNTRY STAR WHOSE NEW ALBUM

IS CALLED CHANCEY'S TAVERN.

I LISTENED TO IT FOR AN

HOUR.

STILL WAITING FOR MY DRINK.

PLEASE WELCOME TOBY KEITH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WHAT'S UP, GOOD TO SEE YOU

AGAIN.

HOW ARE YOU, MY FRIEND.

NOW REVIEWERS KNOW ARE YOU A

GOOD FRIEND OF THIS SHOW.

>> YES, MI.

>> Stephen: FROM THE VERY

BEGINNING OF THIS SHOW,

YOU'VE BEEN HERE, YOUR

FOURTH TIME ON.

>> I'M A GREAT FRIEND.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE A GREAT

FRIEND OF THE SHOW.

>> I EVEN DID YOUR FRIGIN

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

>> Stephen: DID YOU.

YOU-- I THINK TOBY KEITH

SAVED CHRISTMAS THAT YEAR.

>> I THINK I DID.

>> Stephen: NOW, SIR, ARE

YOU ALSO A LONG TIME FRIEND

OF AMERICA.

>> ALWAYS.

>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I

LOVE ABOUT YOU.

>> I WAS BORN HERE.

>> Stephen: YOU WERE BORN IN

AMERICA.

ME TOO.

I THINK THAT MAKES US BLOOD

BROTHERS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen: PEOPLE KNOW YOU,

PEOPLE KNOW LIKE SOME PEOPLE

MAY NOT KNOW ALL OF YOUR

WORK MAY KNOW THE BOOT UP

YOUR ASS SONG COURTESY OF

THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE.

THAT WAS, JUST THE BEGINNING

OF THE WAR ON TERROR.

NOW WE'RE IN SLIGHTLY SMEERL

ENGAGEMENTS AROUND THE

WORLD.

WE GOT THE DRONES IN LIBYA,

ABOUT 100 GUYS IN UGANDA.

DO WE NEED A WHOLE BOOT TO

GO UP THE ENEMY'S ASS NOW?

>> MAYBE JUST A SHOWER

THONG.

>> Stephen: A SHOWER THONG?

>> A SHOWER THONG TO GET

YOUR TOE IN THERE.

>> WE HAVE TO DISCUSS THAT.

>> IS THIS FOR NATIONAL

SECURITY?

>> YES T IS.

>> NOW YOU ALSO GOT GREAT

SONGS THAT PROVE THAT YOU

ARE TRULY A MAN WHO LOVES

AMERICA.

YOU GOT AMERICAN SOLDIER.

>> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

>> AMERICAN RIDE AND NOW ITS

NEW ALBUM, YOU GOT MADE IN

AMERICA.

>> I LOVE ALL THOSE BECAUSE

IT'S GOT THE WORD AMERICA IN

IT.

>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU NEED

ANY OTHER WORD THAN AMERICA.

WHY DON'T YOU PICK A SONG

THAT IS JUST AMERICA,

AMERICA, AMERICA, AMERICA.

OH, AMERICA.

>> YOU PUT HO IN THERE, YOU

ARE NOT REALIZING, YOU ARE

SAYING H AMERICA, HO,

AMERICA, HO, HO.

>> Stephen: OKAY, TAKE THE

HOs OUT OF AMERICA.

>> TAKE THE HOs OUT OF

AMERICA.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, I

UNDERSTAND.

NOW THE NEW ALBUM, THANK YOU

FOR CORRECTING.

THE NEW ALBUM IS CALLED

CLANCY'S TAVERN.

WHAT IS CLANCY'S TAVERN.

>> MY GRANDMOTHER HAD A

SUPPER CLUB OVER IN FORT

SMITH ARKANSAS AND WHEN I

WAS 12 I WAS THE OLDEST-- .

>> Stephen: THAT WAS HER

PLACE, YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S

NAME WAS CHANCEY.

>> THAT WAS HER NICKNAME.

>> Stephen: WHO WAS YOUR

GRANDFATHER'S NICK NAME.

>> PEPPER.

>> Stephen: CLANCY AND

PEPPER.

>> YEAH, CLANCY AND PEPPER.

>> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE

A '70s COP SHOW.

>> IT WAS, IT WAS.

>> Stephen: NOW YOU, AS I

SAID IN YOUR PREVIOUS, YOU

HAVE TAKEN ON TERRORISM BUT

NOW IN MADE IN AMERICA, ARE

YOU TAKE ON GLOBALIZATION.

BECAUSE YOU SAY NOTHING'S

MADE HERE IN MOIR.

>> WELL, IT'S ABOUT A

GENERATION BEFORE US YOU

COULD GO IN THE BANK AND

LIKE MY DAD COULD GO IN THE

BANK AND HIS DAD COULD GO IN

THE BANK, SHAKE HANDS WITH

THE BANKER AND HAVE AN

AGREEMENT AND EVERYBODY WHO

GET ALONG AND YOU WOULD GET

THINGS DONE.

PHARMACY, AND NOW ALL OF

THOSE THINGS ARE GONE.

AND IT'S DIFFICULT FOR US TO

FUNCTION.

IT HURTS OUR ECONOMY.

>> WHAT'S THE ANSWER.

>> LISTEN THIS ALBUM, WITH A

RAZOR BLADE NAY WARM TUB

KIND OF THING.

>> AMERICA-- YOU'RE A

INTERNAL PERSON.

>> AMERICA-- AMERICA'S IN A

REALLY BAD UPSIDE DOWN LOAN

AND I MEAN HOW DO YOU GET

OUT.

YOU HAVE TO EITHER BANKRUPT

BEFORE CLOSE, YOU DON'T GET

OUT UPSIDE DOWN.

>> Stephen: OR CAN PARTY

YOUR WAY OUT.

>> I GOT THAT ON THERE TOO.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE RED

SOLO CUP, THIS IS

CELEBRATING SOMETHING THAT

ISN'T MADE IN AMERICA, IT'S

MADE IN ILLINOIS, THE SOLO

COMPANY, RED SOLO CUP THAT

IS SOMETHING STILL MADE

HERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS STILL

MADE IN AMERICA,-- ARE YOU A

GREAT AMERICAN AND I WANT

YOU TO CHECK OUT TOBY LIVE

AS HIS LOCKED AND LOADED

TOUR CONTINUES INSPIRING

PAID ROTS THROUGHOUT THE

HEARTLAND.

NEXT STOP EDINBORO,

MANCHESTER, LONDON, AMSTER

DAMN, MUNICH, HELSINKI,-- OSLO,

COPENHAGEN AND BERLIN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A

PERFORMANCE BY TOBY