Koch Brothers & Orc Senate Candidate

  • Aired:  10/08/12
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Charles and David Koch pledge $1 million to Arkansas House Republicans, and Maine state Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz gets slammed for her gaming hobby. (3:33)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: FOLKS, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

NATION, NO MATTER WHO WINS THE PRESIDENCY THIS NOVEMBER, ELECTION DAY WILL HAVE DRAMATIC CONSEQUENCES FOR

THE TRUE CENTER OF AMERICAN POWER.

STATE LEGISLATURES.

BECAUSE IN 2012 STATE HOUSE AND SENATE CAMPAIGNS ARE SEEING MORE ACTION THAN ALBANIANS WHO [BLEEP] WITH

LIAM NEESON.

NEED PROOF?

LOOK NO FURTHER THAN ARKANSAS WHERE BILLIONAIRE BROTHERS CHARLES AND DAVID KOCH HAVE PLEDGED TO SPEND

NEARLY $1 MILLION ON REPUBLICANS IN BOTH HOUSES OF THE ARKANSAS LEGISLATURE.

TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, THE ENTIRE STATE OF ARKANSAS HAS NEVER CONTAINED MORE THAN 200 DOLLARS.

AND STATE SPENDING FEVER HAS ALSO HIT MAINE, THE ARKANSAS OF NEW ENGLAND.

WHERE SOPHISTICATED OPPOSITION RESEARCH HAS EXPOSED ONE DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE SECRET DOUBLE LIFE.

>> IN REAL LIFE COLEVEN IS A DEMOCRATIC SOCIAL WORKER.

SHE IS RUNNING FOR STATE SENATE IN MAINE AND LIKES THIS POPULAR GAME CALLED WORLD OF WAR CRAFT.

ON-LINE SHE IS SANTA YAGA, HIGH LEVEL QUOTE ORK ASSASSINATION ROGUE WITH GREEN SKIN AND A MOHAWK.

MAINE'S STATE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS NOTICED THIS AND THEY ARE NOW ATTACKING HER.

>> Stephen: NOW LOOK, I DON'T SEE RACE.

NOT EVEN ON-LINE.

PEOPLE TELL ME COLLEEN IS AN ORK AND I BELIEVE THEM BECAUSE SEEING IS GLOWING.

BUT FOLKS, WE ARE JUDGED BY OUR CHOICES.

BE THEY IN THIS WORLD OR ON THE CATACLYSM TOUCHED CONTINENTS OF AZAROC AND I KNOW ALL TOO WELL THE DIRE

CONSEQUENCE OF MORAL COMPROMISE IN A FANTASY SETTING.

MY DND CHARACTER WAS A TEMP LEVEL PAL ADDIN AND WHEN I GOT THE POWER ARMOUR FROM THE EXPEDITION OF THE

BARRIER PEAKS AND USED IT TO MELT THE FACE OF THE LEADER OF THAT MERCHANT CAR-- CARAVAN I NEW THE GOD

WAS TAKE AWAY MY ABILITIES BECAUSE I WAS LAWFUL GOOD AND MY CHOICE TO ATTACK THAT CARAVAN WAS CHAOTIC NEUTRAL

AT BEST.

IF I EVER-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> IF I EVER RUN FOR OFFICE I KNOW THAT WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME.

THE POINT IS MAINE SIMPLY CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE A LEVEL 85 ORGANIZISH ASSASSIN RIDING HER ALBINO DRAKE

THROUGH THE SENATE CHAMBERS AND INTIMIDATING COLLEAGUES WITH HER GILNEAN RING OF RUINATION WITH ITS 286 POINT

SALOMON SHE CAN WITHSTAND EVEN THE LONGEST FILIBUSTER.

UNFORTUNATELY, REPUBLICAN OPPOSITION RESEARCH ON COLLEEN'S GAME PLANE GOES BACK ONLY 7 YEARS.

SO JUST A LITTLE MORE OF MY OWN AND I HAVE LEARNED A FEW DISTURBING FACTS.

WHEN COLLEEN WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL SHE ATTEMPTED TO MOUNT AN INVASION OF NORTH AFRICA FROM BRAZIL.

NOT ONLY THAT, SHE IS A RUTHLESS HOTEL INVESTOR WITH NO RESPECT FOR ANTI-TRUST LAWS.

AS WELL AS AN UNLICENSED SURGEON RESPONSIBLE FOR HUNDREDS OF BOTCHED WISH BONE REMOVALS.

SO DO THE RIGHT THING, MAINE, AND DEFEAT THIS DANGEROUS ASSASSIN.

BECAUSE IN THIS COUNTRY, WE BELIEVE THAT IF YOU ARE'S GOOD AT KILLING PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET, YOU SHOULD NOT

BE HOLDING PUBLIC OFFICE, YOU SHOULD BE

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