Sign Off - Welcome Baby Brumm!

  • Aired:  10/08/12
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Stephen's writer sends a story pitch during his first day with his new daughter. (1:06)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

NATION, BEFORE WE GO I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE LATEST EDITION TO THE COLD BETTER REPORT FAMILY, BEATRICE

HELEN, BORN TO MY WRITER MIKE AND HIS WIFE CAMILLE ON MONDAY.

REMEMBER, MIKE, SINCE THIS IS YOUR SECOND CHILD, YOU GET HALF AS MUCH PATENT LEAVE.

BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO BE A FATHER.

THIRD THROUGH 7th KIDS MUST BE DELIVERED AT THE OFFICE, CHECK YOUR CONTRACT.

AND WHAT DID HE DO DURING HIS FIRST DAY WITH HIS PRECIOUS NEW DAUGHTER?

HE TEXTED ME A PITCH, QUOTE GREAT ARTICLE IN TIMES ON PAGE A-11 ABOUT COWS SEXTING, COULD BE A THREAT.

THANKS, MIKE.

(APPLAUSE) THANKS, MIKE.

I PROMISE I WON'T TELL YOUR WIFE YOU DID THAT.

SO CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WHOLE FAMILY.

HERE'S A LITTLE ENTERTAINMENT-- (LAUGHTER) MIKE LOVES IT THAT.

GOOD NIGHT.

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