Sign Off - Colbert Nation's Newest Members

  • Aired:  09/20/11
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Stephen welcomes Colbert Nation's newest members and says goodnight. (0:57)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THE

"REPORT," EVERYBODY.

BEFORE WE GO, I JUST WANT TO

WELCOME TWO NEW MEMBERS OF THE

COLBERT NATION.

GABRIELA BORN TO MY PRODUCER

TANYA.

LIKE EVERYTHING TANYA PRODUCES,

GABRIELA WAS BORN ON TIME AND

UNDER BUDGET.

(LAUGHTER)

AND NOT TO BE OUTDONE, WE ALSO

WELCOME GREGORY, BORN TO MY

AUDIENCE COORDINATOR STUART.

YES, AFTER NINE MONTHS OF

WAITING, HE IS FINALLY HERE

WHICH I BELIEVE IS THE SAME

AMOUNT OF TIME MY AUDIENCE WAITS

BEFORE EACH SHOW.

(LAUGHTER)

ALTHOUGH OUR AUDIENCE HOLDING

AREA IS MORE CRAMPED THAN A

WOMB.

(LAUGHTER)

NOW, I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE

MULTIPLE STAFFERS OUT AT ONCE SO

TO AVOID ANY FUTURE OVERLAP I AM

DISTRIBUTING A DETAILED STAFF

PROCREATION SCHEDULE.

LEN, IT'S YOUR NIGHT TO MAKE A

BABY.

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