Tip/Wag - J.J. Abrams & U.S. Congress

  • Aired:  04/29/14
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J.J. Abrams offers a glimpse of his "Star Wars" relaunch, and Congress gives Ronald Reagan his own mountain. (3:48)

NATION, YOU KNOW, I BELIEVEHONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY, BUT

A CLOSE SECOND IS LYING ABOUTHOW HONEST YOU ARE.

THIS IS TIP OF THE HAT, WAG OFTHE FINGER.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

FIRST UP ON TIP-WAG, I AM A HUGEFAN OF "STAR WARS."

I SAW THE ORIGINAL MOVIE WHEN IWAS 13, AND LET ME TELL YOU,

PRINCESS LEIA'S FIRM, HIGH BUNSSTIRRED SOMETHING IN ME.

SO WHEN I HEARD THEY WERE MAKINGA NEW STAR WARS LET'S JUST SAY I

WAS THE ONE TO SHOOT FIRST.

SO FAR--( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )SO FAR--

( CHEERS )THOSE ARE STAR WARS FANS.

SO FAR WE KNOW THAT MARK HAMILL,CARRIE FISHER, AND HARRISON FORD

ARE ALL CONFIRMED TO BE IN THENEW MOVIE WHICH I BELIEVE WILL

BE TITLED "EPISODE 7: A NEWHIP."

NOW, SOME SUPER FANS OUT THEREARE A LITTLE SKITTISH ABOUT THE

RELAUNCH BUT THE DIRECTOR IS MYGOOD FRIEND J.J. ABRAMS, WHO

JUST RELEASED THIS PHOTO OF THEVERY FIRST TABLE READ OF THE NEW

MOVIE.

IT IS SO COOL TO GET A GLIMPSEBEHIND THE SCENES.

WHICH IS WHY I'M GIVING A WAG OFMY FINGER TO J.J. ABRAMS FOR

BLOWING IT.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO.

EVERYTHING IS WRONG.

WHERE ARE THE CREATURE DESIGNS?

EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER ISHUMANOID WITH TWO ARMS AND TWO

LEGS.

AND THOSE SEATS ARE CLEARLY NOTCANON.

THEY'RE TATOOINE BATTLE COUCHES.

THEY SHOULD BE DANTOOINE ATTACKSOFAS. AND HAVE THESE PEOPLE

EVER HEARD OF THE HALOCRONDATABASE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

OH, BUT STEPHEN, I'M SURE HE'DSAY, IT'S JUST ONE PHOTO.

CRY ME A MOISTURE FARM.

WHATEVER SCRUFFY NERFHERDERRELEASED THIS PHOTO HAS

METACHLORIANS FOR BRAINS... NEXT UP, FOLKS, I MAKE NO

SECRET OF MY LOVE OF RONALDWILSON REAGAN.

MY DOG'S NAME IS GIPPER.

MY POOL IS SHAPED LIKE AJELLYBEAN AND I KEEP A

SLEDGEHAMMER IN MY TRUNK SO AT AMOMENT'S NOTICE I CAN TEAR DOWN

THAT WALL.

MY APOLOGIES ONCE AGAIN TO THESAN DIEGO ZOO.

I'M SURE EVENTUALLY YOU WILLFIND THOSE LEOPARDS.

FOLKS, I HAVE LONG SAID REAGANDOES NOT GET ENOUGH PRAISE.

YES, WASHINGTON, D.C.'S AIRPORTIS NAMED AFTER HIM BUT HE HAS TO

SHARE THAT HONOR WITH PRESIDENTNATIONAL.

SO I WAS DELIGHTED TO SEE THIS.

>> THE FIRST ITEM FORCONSIDERATION IS HR4017 TO

DESIGNATE A PEAK LOCATED INNEVADA AS MOUNT REAGAN.

>> THIS WOULD DESIGNATE ONE OFTHE PEAKS NEAR LAS VEGAS AS

MOUNT REAGAN.

>> Stephen: THAT, OF COURSE,IS COMING TO YOU HOT AND HARD

FROM NATIONAL COMMITTEE ONRESOURCES FROM CPAN42.

I'M GOING TO GIVE A TIP OF MYHAT TO THE U.S. CONGRESS FOR

GIVING REAGAN HIS OWN MOUNTAINAND WHAT A MAJESTIC GEOLOGIC

FORMATION IT IS.

NATION, BEHOLD MOUNT REAGAN.

LO HOW SHE SOARS 1,900 FEETABOVE THE DIRT.

THIS BROWN MOUNTAIN'S MAJESTY ISCROWNED WITH AN OFF-LIMITS

SUBSTATION.

ALL OTHER PRESIDENTIAL PEAKS BOWDOWN BEFORE YE, MOUNT REAGAN.

MOUNT McKINLEY, YOUR PURE HASNOTHING ON MOUNT REAGAN'S

IRON-RICH DUST.

IF THIS MOUNTAIN DOESN'T SEEMIMPRESSIVE TO YOU NOW, JUST GIVE

PEOPLE THIRTY YEARS TO FORGETWHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE AND IT

WILL SEEM LIKE THE GREATESTMOUNTAIN OF ALL TIME.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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